According to more popular bloggers than I, Wales and Scotland are to blame for the fact that the Tories didn't win.
Frankly, I think it's more down to a combination of general Tory uselessness and expenses sleaze, combined with Celtic suckling at the state's teat. However, it is curious that there is such a remarkable difference in how the various "countries" vote.
And so I reckon it's time to give the porridge wogs and the sheep botherers the chance to put their own fucking money where their overloud mouths are. Let's cut the Scots and Welsh and the Northern Irish loose -- they already have their own parliaments. They can rule themselves. They can find their own fucking money, they can have the natural gas and they can fuck off. The English will have enough pleasure subsidising northern monkeys and the in-bred Cornish. But at least we won't have to pay for generations of ungrateful porridge wogs and sheep molestors any more.
I know I'm not alone in this.
So fuck 'em. Let them see how fucking sexy tax and spend is, when they're the cunts being taxed.
Update: Bojo agrees.