ITV is said to be about to pay Christine Bleakley more than £3 million over several years to present various television shows, while the BBC is proudly letting it be known that it wouldn’t be bargained up by Ms. Bleakley and her agent. She wouldn’t get a penny more than £450,000 a year they said. And then when she couldn’t make her mind up after a week or so they withdrew her offer with a flourish.
It is more evidence of how weird life is in Britain at the moment that the corporation’s bosses think that this episode is proof they are watching the pennies. That they only went to almost half a million pounds is supposed to show they have learned the lessons from the Ross affair. Look, they brief, we grasp that as the state broadcaster (funded by a compulsory levy) we must tighten our belt… by offering Ms. Bleakley £450,000.
Now look:
I certainly would, especially after a beer or two. But it's really not fucking all that. And she's clearly not a fucking rocket scientist or she wouldn't have sat down next to that fuckpiece twatmong Chiles.
And for £450,000 a year, I'd be expecting arse to mouth, three-ways and a tongue-bath for my cock, on demand. What the cunting fuck is the BBC smoking that they think £450,000 a year is worth it for a medium-grade sofa decoration?
Fucking twats, they really don't fucking get it, do they?
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No they don't.
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Christine who?
Mark, it's a bit early in the morning to be drinking, isn't it?
"Fuckpiece Twatmong" Mind if I nick that for a character's name?
Well, s'obvious. If the talent is supposed to be worth £1/2m, then what must the managers think themselves are worth?
BTW, you should be careful what you wish for or you could find Crispin from wardrobe coming round to deliver your tongue-bath.
Same problem with footballers IMO, are they really worth the trillions PA they get ? Are they heck. considering what Rooney gets paid he should be scoring a goal every 30 seconds (at least).
Performance related pay Steve? It wouldn't work, would it?
As for Christine Bleakley, I would, if I didn't smoke that is, (see Leg-iron's latest and 'smokers droop.'
"I'd be expecting arse to mouth, three-ways and a tongue-bath for my cock, on demand."
You mean your missus isn't up for it? Fuck me, no wonder you're so fucking pissed off at everything and everybody.
The attraction soon disappears when you see the bizarre gurning she indulges in whenever not actually talking in her tortured English.
Hardly irreplaceable at those prices.
The BBC could save a packet by offering low pay to promising new talent (harrumph) very low pay. Yes, after a year or so they either move on if money is what they want from the BBC, but smart ones would negotiate non- exclusive contracts to earn big wedge elasewhere while still keeping their BBC role and the kudos that goes with it.
Of course the BBC execs do not do this, for, as others have said, such big payouts keeps their fat wads in the shade.
"I'd be expecting arse to mouth, three-ways and a tongue-bath for my cock, on demand."
Go to somewhere like Budapest, and I'm sure you could it for much less.
Mind you, just make sure the camera keeps you out of shot - I'm not in the mood for Clown p0rn...
I love her.
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