Sunday 6 June 2010

Spiteful to the very last

Gordon Brown never ceases to amaze me with his childish, vicious spite. What a cunt.

17 comments:

John Demetriou said...

I'd spite you to the very last state of perpetual pleasure - orgasm.

I'd lick your penis head until you explode your happy juice on my face.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Why does JD continually refer to your sexual parts, Mr Clown? He seems to be obsessed with sex. I thought he was a mature man in his thirties or something, not a pubescent teen, still wanking over girlie mags.

Anonymous said...

I strongly suspect that's not the bubble.

John Demetriou said...

Sixtypoundsaweekcleaner -

I'd break your back as I rammed my cock up your arsehole too. I'd make you giddy as you spurted white stuff all over the room. I'd dress up as a Nazi and you could dress up as a homosexual and we could exchange loving glances as we rock each other to orgasm.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I shan't hold my breath.

John Demetriou said...

You won't have time to breath as I shove my 9 inch cock in your mouth.

And you'll drink semen like I drink cider.

Mr Eugenides said...

See, now we know it's not him. No Greek would use Imperial measurements to describe his cock.

RantinRab said...

Imposter!!

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

It's not the size of it that counts. Or don't you boys know that yet.

The Grim Reaper said...

John Demetriou - STFU. Please.

John Demetriou said...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner - it is the size that counts. I know you're unhappy that you only have a tiny winy 2 incher, however if you come (cum) to me I'll make sure to give your cock a good pumping. I bet you're a jitterbug in bed, sixtypoundsaweekcleaner. I'll make your face white.

microdave said...

"Or don't you boys know that yet."

JD - has it occurred to you what this means???

TWAT.

Caratacus said...

I'm a bit new to this blogging malarkey. It may show in my naive comments to various blog sites.

My question is this: In the interests of free speech (not, "I believe in free speech BUT, ...) how are we supposed to deal with the likes of Demetriou and Boateng? Do we ignore them like we would auntie's favourite dog who has started humping your leg during afternoon tea, or perhaps shaking our heads sadly when faced with yet another splendid example of someone released just a tad too early into the community?

Just asking.

Caratacus said...

Thank you Obnoxio, always grateful for a bit of guidance.

So grabbing them by the stack + swivel and rattling their heads around the walls is not the way forward here?

OK

Obnoxio The Clown said...

That's good too! :o)

Kingbingo said...

Cameron should just cut in half the pension for ex-PM's after John Major.

Its not like Broon will be able to get another job, it will hurt him more.

g1lgam3sh said...

Hang on a minute, there was I thinking JD was pretending to be a Libertarian when actually he's pretending to be a Libertine.