@obotheclown And now I've less time to help constituents deal with it because I have to waste so much time on #ipsa!
-- Tom Harris
Tom has been whining about IPSA again. The poor love had to spend 10 whole minutes on the phone, waiting for some bureaucrat to take his call.
Well, Tom, if you're expecting any sympathy, phone that ever-willing sucker of politician cock, Iain Dale. But I think I speak for the rest of us when I say: Suffer, bitch!
For thirteen years, you fuckers ramrodded through thousands of new laws, regulations and statutes, each with their own little fiefdom of petty, smart-arse, arrogant and entitled quango or civil "servant" cock-sniffers. Every fucking law that was railroaded in was badly drafted, not debated, not thought through and implemented solely for the benefit of whichever minister would be able to have a soundbite on the ten o'clock news.
I said at the time that there was no need for IPSA, and that all that had to happen was that MPs should actually adhere to the green book and all would be well. But no, Labour, so used to the idea of "fixing" things by drafting law and slapping down a badly-though-through quango, leapt into action and created IPSA.
I see with some wry amusement that iDave and his poodle are no fucking different when it comes to "fixing" things, so while our lives will continue to get progressively more and more miserable as iDave and his merry cleggnuts carry on, I will take the only comfort I can, from miserable MPs whining like stuck pigs about the horror they needlessly created for themselves, like every other little horror they needlessly created for the rest of us.
Suck it up, you big jessie, that's just a tiny taste of what you've made life like for us.
You will find no sympathy here at all.
19 comments:
Joyous.
A rich vein of form of late Obo.
I'd willingly pay two local knuckle-draggers to pop round to his hovel...and work his diseased head all the way round his toilet ubend!
Indeed. Seeing inconvenience and irritation visited on the fuckers is joyous. :)
Spot on. The more MPs suffer the better.
Every fucking law that was railroaded in was badly drafted, not debated, not thought through and implemented solely for the benefit of whichever minister would be able to have a soundbite on the ten o'clock news.
Bravo. Deserves to be in bold type of its own.
They don't like it up 'em Mr. Mainwaring.
Or perhaps they do, from what one hears...
Suffer.
How long until he says "Okay Obo, I admit it. I'm a cunt." again?
SHAG ME NOW OBO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF WAITING. I WANT YOU. UP. THE. ASS.
Squawk!
Someone else pretending to be me on this website. Obnoxio The Clown must do something about this blatant theft of my identity, this clear revisionism and this campaign of lies doing the rounds about me and my fellatio friend Boatang. If he does not, and he currently shows no intention of doing anything about it, he is a cunt.
Although I wouldn't turn down the idea of a threesome between myself, Fellatio Friend Boatang and Obnoxio The Clown.
Squawk!
Moo!
Demetriou, get that idea out of your head now. I'm not reducing myself to the standard of that cunt of a clown that runs this website. I told you, it's a threesome between us and Sunny Hundal or nothing. That's your choice.
Anyway, to everyone else reading this, why not come over and visit the Boring & Demented website today? We have a spiffing new article just up in the last half hour about how we are the best libertarian bloggers on the internet, heck, the only TRUE libertarian bloggers on the internet. Everyone else who claims to be a libertarian blogger is a cunt. Hence why they all resort to stealing our identities. The cunts.
Moo!
Squawk!
I concur with that. Everyone should definitely visit our website, over at www.boringanddemented.cunts to read the latest brilliant article about us, the one true keepers of libertarianism, that has just gone up. Here's a little snippet of Boatang's latest article, which I feel is worth repeating:
"Some say that we spit anger and bitterness, and this is out of jealousy. They would be absolutely correct. We are boring sad cunts who have no life. This is why we follow the brilliant Obnoxio The Clown on Twitter. We spend our whole time dwelling online day after day after day, with green ink in hand and a green eye on others, angry because other sites are more popular than ours. If we observe bloggers, who happen to be popular, like that cunt Guido or that cunt Dale or God forbid, that fucking cunt Obnoxio The Clown, carrying on in such a way that we believe warrants criticism, we will criticise. Jealousy? Sorry, try again, that option has already been taken. By us."
With such brilliant examples of blogging, you can see why we are so great and so popular. Come to the Boring & Demented website to read more of this fine manuscript.
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Moo!
Thank you Demetriou, I feel honoured to have had my article quoted on the Obnoxio The Clown website. And he didn't even think to quote it himself in a post, despite me sending him 300 emails in the last minute requesting he do so at once. The fucking cunt doesn't know excellence when he sees it. To the point about people claiming our blog is shit and that we have no readers, I said this witticism:
"Fair enough. We have no readers. Haven't had any real ones for quite some time, anyway. Most of our traffic consists of spambots repeatedly logging in and out of the website, and a random sheep in the Scottish Highlands. Please visit our website (and thereby enjoy our spectacularly dull blogging, currently less exciting than watching beige paint dry) or actually state, with reasons and facts, why you do not visit the website. Then, we might get somewhere. By calling you a cunt. You cunt. You fucking cunt."
I'd better win at least six awards for that piece of quality blogging. Only to be found on Boring & Demented!
Moo!
Squ-Moo!
We're writing this post, because we're shameless whores. We constantly tell people we don't care what they think of us, yet we always tell them what we think of them. Despite the fact they don't care either. But we are the one true keepers of libertarianism, so we must tell them. It is our duty, as the one true keepers of libertarianism, to tell them of this. Think of us as a modern day Jesus, only without the miracles.
By writing one comment on the Obnoxio The Clown website, we create 400,000 extra hits for the Boring & Demented website, which we run. Obnoxio The Clown's blog is read by over a billion people each day, and we think that is greedy. These billion people are not being told of the importance of libertarianism by us, the one true keepers of libertarianism, and we believe that is wrong.
Bloggers everywhere - if we believe you are a cunt, we demand you stick us onto your blogrolls. Six times in each roll on each blog. Seven if you're Guido "The Cunt" Fawkes. Now. Immediately, please. We are sick of not being on blogrolls.
So, to prove we are shameless whores who will say and do anything to get our blog read, we ask you to reference to our blog from your own domain at all times, three times an hour. You cunts.
Now we're off to work on another fascinating article for the website. It's going to be about how we think Old Holborn is a cunt who isn't really a libertarian. And then maybe one on how Anna Raccoon is an utter fucking cunt.
Squ-Moo!
I would like to second and third what John and, err, the other one, said, whatever it was. That OBO is a complete cnut and I only read him to see if we're on it.
This isn't going to end well.
Obnoxio, this all began in America. It has nothing to do with you, so you need not worry. Everything will be fine.
Bastard'll be demanding the right to travel first class on trains next.
I think the clue to how MP's deal with the rules is illustrated by that case years ago when an MP was asked for his ID before entering Parliament.
At a time when they were all actively spending billions of our money on a national database and ID cards, this cunts response to the guard was to scream "do you know who I fucking am?" repeatedly.
So dear old Tom is merely carrying on an old tradition.
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