Thursday 15 July 2010

How ...

... the fuck do they make a fry up taste like cardboard?

Fucking cunts.

10 comments:

Jack Savage said...

Wetherspoons Traditional Breakfast.......not historic but excellent value at £2.79.
Just had one this morning...

Jack Savage said...

Wetherspoons Traditional Breakfast.......not historic but excellent value at £2.79.
Just had one this morning...

Pete said...

Did it repeat on you?

Dr Evil said...

By buying low quality ingredients. As in absolutely rubbish sausages with mostly mechanically recovered meat 50% if that and the rest being rusk. Crappy bacon (usually undercooked) and dirt cheap muchrooms and other stuff cooked by someone on minimum wage who doesn't care.

Steve Antony Williams said...

You need one of these Obo:

http://www.ethicalcompanies.co.uk/?p=598

Steve

The Grim Reaper said...

It probably WAS cardboard, Obo.

Brian, follower of Deornoth said...
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Welshblogger said...

Hotel breakfasts are one of my pet hates. I tend to stay in hotels a couple of times a month for work and most of the time breakfast costs around £13.50. What do you get for that? A fucking hot breakfast buffet where the food has been out for hours, all dried up and the fucking eggs, why is it so hard for a hotel to cook an egg?

Roger Thornhill said...

Because it is made of cardboard. Getting you ready for Airstrip One.

Kingbingo said...

So your in Ireland right?


Foreign is normally good on the whores front. Not sure if that applies to Ireland, they will probably all be Polish like your reception staff anyway.