Got stuck behind a very small Korean job going into Sainsburys. Guy stopped in the middle of the entrance road for a couple of minutes, traffic building all the time. Then gets to the barrier to get his ticket; he's too far from the machine so has to open the door and get out to get the ticket. Barrier goes up and then we can see him putting his seat belt on again before eventually driving off (over a minute for this). We turn off the access road into the carpark and bugger me with a rag mans trumpet he turns left through the no entry signs. I drive round and end up parking a couple of places down from him, I want to point out the error of his ways SWMBO tells me not to be a twat which I think is a bit strong with what this guys just done. God please help me not grow to be an old idiot!!!! So no it's not just you.
Everybody's in a bad mood these days. We're all ranting and raving about something. I've just posted my second weird shouty comment over at OH's place and I'm not even suffering from PMT.
Were you drawing attention to yourself by driving your fuchsia pink penis extension? You know, the one with the furry dice in the window and leatherette seats?
I didn't see many cuntish drivers when I was out, but then i realised that's because I am one. I caused a Volvo to brake sharply as I cut across to exit a roundabout for instance, sure I was in the wrong lane but why the fuck should I go round again to spare them from braking?
A 'Korean' job ranks with having it 'French' or 'Greek' style. Ask any 'working' woman (although a man can do all three). 'Small' must mean 'short', as in 'short time'.
Now you mention it, there does seem to be something in the air this weekend. There's an awful lot more cunts on the road than normal - perhaps it's because a lot of schools are breaking up for the holidays, I don't know.
Or perhaps it's just that people are cunts full stop.
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I've driven barely 25 miles today and I've encountered at least a dozen completely manky cunts. So no, it's not just you.
Got stuck behind a very small Korean job going into Sainsburys. Guy stopped in the middle of the entrance road for a couple of minutes, traffic building all the time. Then gets to the barrier to get his ticket; he's too far from the machine so has to open the door and get out to get the ticket. Barrier goes up and then we can see him putting his seat belt on again before eventually driving off (over a minute for this). We turn off the access road into the carpark and bugger me with a rag mans trumpet he turns left through the no entry signs. I drive round and end up parking a couple of places down from him, I want to point out the error of his ways SWMBO tells me not to be a twat which I think is a bit strong with what this guys just done. God please help me not grow to be an old idiot!!!!
So no it's not just you.
Daedalus
Everybody's in a bad mood these days. We're all ranting and raving about something. I've just posted my second weird shouty comment over at OH's place and I'm not even suffering from PMT.
Were you drawing attention to yourself by driving your fuchsia pink penis extension? You know, the one with the furry dice in the window and leatherette seats?
I didn't see many cuntish drivers when I was out, but then i realised that's because I am one. I caused a Volvo to brake sharply as I cut across to exit a roundabout for instance, sure I was in the wrong lane but why the fuck should I go round again to spare them from braking?
"Got stuck behind a very small Korean job going into Sainsburys"
You mean a Kia Piccanto?
Guaranteed to fuck your day, when one of those rears into view.
No, JD.
A 'Korean' job ranks with having it 'French' or 'Greek' style. Ask any 'working' woman (although a man can do all three).
'Small' must mean 'short', as in 'short time'.
Now you mention it, there does seem to be something in the air this weekend. There's an awful lot more cunts on the road than normal - perhaps it's because a lot of schools are breaking up for the holidays, I don't know.
Or perhaps it's just that people are cunts full stop.
It ain't me I've left the country.
What a nerve. If his blog is anything to go by, how cuntishly does anyone think Mr Clown drives?
Cuntishness is the norm on the roads these days mr clown, especially when it's school holiday time.
That is all.
i dunno if you're too old for this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjH2_fbjRCc
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