Monday 26 July 2010

On the road today

I saw twats, mongs, windowlickers, bellends, fuckwits, thickoes, imbeciles, morons, tossers, wombat-felching retards, but most especially, cunts.

How can you see so many fucking stupid, clueless fucking dickheads in a two-mile trip?

9 comments:

RantinRab said...

Two miles? Walk it, you lazy pie eating bastard.

The Filthy Engineer said...

Go to Rome. You'll see the same amount in 1/2 mile.

HeartAttackSurvivor said...

Hounslow?

microdave said...

Where the hell did you see "wombat-felching retards"???
The others I can believe....

Steve Antony Williams said...

Stoke On Trent by the sounds of it. I hate Nissan Micras :)

Anonymous said...

A205 London South Circular.

Your get loads of diversities driving in a manner that explains why every second lamppost has flowers adorned at its base and the face of a local and the caption 'dearly missed'.


I mean they can't all be stabbings.

Anonymous said...

Start by sitting on the end of the bed, putting your socks on and looking in the fucking mirror before you go to work and thats just the start?
FFS
BRICKBAT

Anonymous said...

no retards? you were lucky...........

The Grim Reaper said...

Maybe it's just me, but everyone seems to be driving even more cuntishly than normal this week.

The prize for the worst driving has to go to the utter cunt in a white van who was tailgating my arse whilst I was doing 70mph last night. I hope he ends up under a fucking huge bus. Cunt.