Since it's Sunday, I suppose it's only right that I should turn my thoughts towards ecclesiastical matters.
I see that Pope Adolf is going to grace us with his infallible presence. And I see that it's going to cost us £20 million for the privilege. Now, I am fully aware that he is theoretically the head of a country, and we have certain obligations to foreign dignitaries. You can't just grab a couple of packets of Tesco Value crisps and some indifferent cheddar.
But after hearing that the last G20 cost north of a billion US, I'm getting a bit fucking sick of these cunts swanning around on our dime. If we're all feeling the pain equally, Dave, perhaps you can cut down a little on the twiglets and Ferrero Rocher? I mean, dropping a mill in a week is pretty fucking generous, 20 mill sounds ... how can I put this? Like you're taking the fucking piss?
You're supposed to be a fucking Tory, Dave. That means more than wearing a fucking blue tie to the office. You're supposed to represent careful husbandry of taxpayer resources.
So stop fucking pissing our money away on shit like this. You're not Gordon Brown, you know.
Cunt.
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And it gets cunting better. What the fuck?
Taht's the motorway I fucking use. Fuck off back to Rome, you kiddy fiddling tim bastard.
I wonder what Jesus would have to say about it.
Thats all we need, The head kiddy fiddler living it up on our money.
I don't believe in his sky fairy so he is a deluded conman in a silly frock.
But he's not visiting 'cos he's the head of a country.
If a group of sky-fairy believers wants their leader to visit, let that group pay the entire costs.
Peperbarmi...
From the book of Matthew...
15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' 23Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'
Jesus forgave harlots, didn't he?
Maybe I should apply.
But I like having a whore for a mommy!
Doesn't he say 'Go thou, and sin no more'.
But he's not visiting 'cos he's the head of a country.
Not exactly. He's visiting because Gordon Brown sprung it on him as an awful surprise not long after Tony had his audience with the pope. He ambused the confused old man.
Brown broke every rule of etiquette by personally issuing the invitation as if he owned the joint, which he doesn't. The Queen owns it and in the matter of inviting foreign heads of government, it is supposed to be tactfully done by having our people ring your people etc...
The Vatican recovered from this rude interjection very well, but it meant the Pope had been hustled in to a visit purely for the purposes of Brown's ego.
Mmmmm cheers Anon,
That Matthew seems like a clever bloke.
Although my mommy is cleverer - at least she fucks better.
It only costs £20 mill because PC Plod uses it as an excuse to stick in huge overtime claims for all his mates.
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