Are you sure Mrs Clown didn't nip in between your visits and deposit the turd surreptitiously? Or do you have one of them water-saving devices in the cistern, that might account for the reduced flow MicroDave referred to. Anyway, I think that's more than enough of that kind of thing, thank you very much.
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I've just barfed up my mince 'n' tatties.
Cunt.
It's these modern low level cisterns - they just don't provide a decent flow.
You can't beat an old style cistern high up on the wall, they'll clear even the most stubborn deposits....
Sweet!
They're lovely deep-fried in beer batter.
Steve
Unless you make the link to Kingbingo. Floating.
If it looks like a counter sunk walnutwhip with an extension then gordo did a slim fast!
BRICKBAT
A dixi mongoose rearing it´s ugly head
You could start a collection, serve them up as exhibits, open a museum. Then we could compare notes.
Google "rate my poo" and see pain!
BRICKBAT
You should have done it in my mouth Obo - I'd see to it that it got through my drainage okay, to be shat out at the other end into Kevin's mouth.
Take a picture and post it to "rate my poo.com" you know you want to.
Are you sure it was yours?
Did it have one flat end?
Are you sure Mrs Clown didn't nip in between your visits and deposit the turd surreptitiously? Or do you have one of them water-saving devices in the cistern, that might account for the reduced flow MicroDave referred to. Anyway, I think that's more than enough of that kind of thing, thank you very much.
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