Friday 13 August 2010

It's not fucking rocket science

Really?

Fears have been raised that plans to hike the price of alcohol in Rochdale could lead to cheap 'booze cruises' into surrounding towns.


Bloody hell, surely not! Stop the presses, we have an economic genius here. If you live on the margins of somewhere cuntish, you may go somewhere less cuntish to do your self-harm.

And of course, when you've got an industrial-size bottle of vodka that you're carrying around the town centre, that's going to lead to a vast improvement in yobbish behaviour, isn't it?

So what will happen is that Manchester will lean on the surrounding towns and eventually it will spread because a bunch of prodnose council CUNTS think that the answer to any problem involves banning, taxing or both if at all possible.

Motherfucking scumbags.

4 comments:

Gendeau said...

Thanks Obo!

I'd been wondering what the problem with this cunning plan was for several femtoseconds.

There is one council post I want created in every council meeting - "Common Fucking Sense Officer"

He (I see this as more of an awkward old sod kind of job) will be to point out why each honorable fucking prat is talking out of there arse.

At each council election there would be a legal requirement for each councilor to publish a video clip of their arse-speaks to show their calibre.

Brown would never have been elected to anything...

Anonymous said...

You watch the revenues they steal from us plummet when minimum alcohol pricing comes into effect. Maybe they're just not happy with only having a black market for drugs.

Anonymous said...

Same things happens when CCTV is put up. The anti social behaviour goes elswhere. ASBO cruises anyone?

Jon

Bayard said...

It's like the promised VAT hike and the corresponding drop in the registration level - all it's going to do is increase the size of the cash economy.