Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Bleg

I need to ask a favour of other bloggers: could you fucking motherfuckers stop fucking writing so much fucking shit so that I can catch up on my fucking reading you motherfucking CUNTS!!!

Thank you.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok

Oleuanna said...

So eloquent... The beautiful movement of language is be admired..... I'm so proud to retweet his work..

Longrider said...

Well, I'll be travelling tomorrow, so won't be writing anything. I might even take a couple of days off. That do?

Leg-iron said...

He can't mean me. My brevity is legendary.

Quiet_Man said...

He doesn't even read me, so sod him.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I know he ignores my jokes. Perhaps it's because they're so bad...

Sniff.

It's okay, I won't take it personally.

RantinRab said...

I'm way ahead of you...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Thanks, Rab!

Snowolf said...

It's OK Quiet_Man, the fucker doesn't read me, either.

Captain Ranty said...

Nor me.

So he can suck my stump.

CR.

Ed Butt said...

Come off it Obo, you've got hold of a pic of American anti mastubation queen Christine O'Donnell and you're going to wank yourself senseless over it, be honest.

Oldrightie said...

No.

Bucko said...

I've just written my longest post ever.
It's wank.

John Demetriou said...

I'm trying to be like you Obo, posting meaningless shit for attention, what you reckon? At this rate I'll be up at the top of the country club and have a right old eye full of your tongue anally probing Anna Raccoon's Jacksy.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

How will we know?

John Demetriou said...

SHe'll organsm off in some massive ego induced enema and before you know it your mouth will be overflowing with Raccoon gusher juice.

Bet you'd love that too, you horrid fucker.

John Demetriou said...

Hope you liked the music video Obo, how many more of them before I get 5 Macdonalds gold stars and get to join the big fluffy country club in the sky?

If I put Raccoon on my blogroll and beg her enough, will she put in a good word?

Will you all love me one day?

Please say it can happen!

Ben Tee said...

Does John Demetriou love Anna Raccon?

Not a sheep said...

But if I stop relentless blogging I amy have to do some actual paid work...

Not a sheep said...

But if I stop relentless blogging I amy have to do some actual paid work...

JD is a tedious cunt said...

I really am a tedious cunt.

David Davis said...

Oh dear oh dear, oh dear.

And the spambotlet said "umtinase". Perhaps it's down to all this self-regarding invective going about.