A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
So eloquent... The beautiful movement of language is be admired..... I'm so proud to retweet his work..
Well, I'll be travelling tomorrow, so won't be writing anything. I might even take a couple of days off. That do?
He can't mean me. My brevity is legendary.
He doesn't even read me, so sod him.
I know he ignores my jokes. Perhaps it's because they're so bad...Sniff.It's okay, I won't take it personally.
I'm way ahead of you...
It's OK Quiet_Man, the fucker doesn't read me, either.
Nor me.So he can suck my stump.CR.
Come off it Obo, you've got hold of a pic of American anti mastubation queen Christine O'Donnell and you're going to wank yourself senseless over it, be honest.
I've just written my longest post ever.It's wank.
I'm trying to be like you Obo, posting meaningless shit for attention, what you reckon? At this rate I'll be up at the top of the country club and have a right old eye full of your tongue anally probing Anna Raccoon's Jacksy.
How will we know?
SHe'll organsm off in some massive ego induced enema and before you know it your mouth will be overflowing with Raccoon gusher juice.Bet you'd love that too, you horrid fucker.
Hope you liked the music video Obo, how many more of them before I get 5 Macdonalds gold stars and get to join the big fluffy country club in the sky?If I put Raccoon on my blogroll and beg her enough, will she put in a good word?Will you all love me one day?Please say it can happen!
Does John Demetriou love Anna Raccon?
But if I stop relentless blogging I amy have to do some actual paid work...
I really am a tedious cunt.
Oh dear oh dear, oh dear.And the spambotlet said "umtinase". Perhaps it's down to all this self-regarding invective going about.
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