Wednesday 15 September 2010

On the fucking road, etc.

Fuck my life.

4 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Never mind. Here's a joke about real men.

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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.......

Never mind.

Anonymous said...

Well yes. Once the whine starts, we'll do anything to shut it up.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Beaujolais or Chablis? I have both.

Anonymous said...

And I thought you were more of a white lightning girl ;)