Friday, 17 September 2010

Suing the US government

I hope they win.

16 comments:

Antisthenes said...

I do not think they are going to win. It is not so much a right to free speech but a right to ply a trade or business. The rights and wrongs of that is different argument.

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Hello again! It's me, John "If you disagree with me, you are a cunt" Demetriou. If you're bored of Obnoxio The Cunt's offerings, why not pop over to our website, over at www.boringanddemented.cunts right now. We've got a stonking piece just gone up about how myself and fellatio friend Boatang are the best bloggers in the history of the world. The article has everything you could ever ask for - it tells you what we were right about on so many things. Except we weren't, of course, but we don't like to admit to being wrong. If we disagree with what we said in the past ourselves, that would make us cunts. Which we aren't. And everyone else is.

There's also a brilliant section which talks about Anna Raccoon being a weapons-grade cunt, but this is the best bit of all. Obnoxio The Cunt came along to say our article was "shit", and fellatio friend Boatang's reaction is truly a classic. He calls Obnoxio a - you'll never believe it - a cuntfeatures! With such brilliant, incisive insight into the world, we really would appreciate if some of Obnoxio The Greedy Cunt's billion blog readers would come over to our website and tell us what they think. And remember, if you disagree with anything we say in any way whatsoever, you are a cunt!

Squawk!

Kevin Boatang said...

Moo!

Demetriou, what the hell are you playing at? I told you before and I'm telling you again. Don't come over to spam Obnoxio's blog to tell him and his coterie of readers what we've got up on our site before dinner time. We've only had sex games three times so far today, and that just isn't on. I don't call you Mr Slave for nothing, do I?

Now then, get back here, John "Mr Garrison" Demetriou - I've got a surprise for you!

Moo!

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

I don't want to be Mr Slave again. My arse is already sore enough. Obnoxio wouldn't believe the extent of the rectum-stretching that you can do, Boatang. Unless I get to be Mr Garrison this time, I'm not going to publish any more pieces about how we are the one true keepers of libertarianism and how anyone who disagrees with us is a cunt. I'm serious Boatang...

Squawk!

Kevin Boatang said...

Moo!

Look, we agreed specifically on this matter earlier today. I was going to be Mr Garrison for the first 5 times, then we'd swap. We've only done 3 so far, so you owe me another 2. Got that, Demetriou?

Moo!

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Okay, you've left me with no other choice, Boatang. If you don't agree to be Mr Slave right now and let me be Mr Garrison by inference, I'm going to... publish a piece on our website calling you a cunt. And you'll be called a cunt because you don't agree with me.

Squawk!

Kevin Boatang said...

Squawk!

You wouldn't dare!

Squawk!

John Demetriou said...

Squawk? I'm the one that says squawk, you twat!

I'm about to click on the "Publish post" butt... yes, Boatang? What do you want to say to me?

Squawk!

Kevin Boatang said...

Moo! Sorry about that Demetriou, it just shows how close we are, I suppose.

I was going to say... alright, you can be Mr Garrison. Just get yourself changed and I'll be back with you in 5 minutes. Then the fun begins. I'm going to dress up as Anna Raccoon and beat you up!

Moo!

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

That's more like it, Boatang. Although couldn't you dress up as Obnoxio The Clown instead? I think he's rather sexy, in a non-sexy kind of way...

Squawk!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Oh, God.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I thought you were an atheist?

I was wondering whether to go out tonight, but after looking at what's going on here, I might stay put.

Fascist Hippy said...

OMG, why does criminally insane spring to mind?

Teresa said...

Great video! I am not sure what the outcome is going to be but I am glad that they are suing the US government for what seems to be an infringement on their Constitutional rights.

patently said...

Tell me, which do you think is a better system?

One that says "If the Government passes a law that is unfair and stops you doing your job, sue them and get it struck down"?

Or ours - "If the Government passes a law that is unfair and stops you doing your job, then just give up your job, start a new political party, campaign all the hours of your waking existence, and hope that one day you will reach a position of power and influence in which you can repeal the legislation, allowing you to do the job that you had to stop doing 15 years earlier".

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Thanks for the pointer, Obo,

Rightwinggit said...

Obo, whenever you embed a vid in 16:9 format, it crops off on the right.