I really, really wasn't going to blog again. But today I went to Sainsburys and it didn't go well.
The shopping was OK, I guess, but when I got to check out, there was exactly one fucking till open. One.
The queue of people trying to get their shopping out of the way early reached right across the fucking shitty store. Frantic announcements for "till-trained staff" or "shift leaders" were met with ... well, nothing.
Of course, the little knob jockeys were dead keen for us all to use their cock-sucking, anally fistulated, rancid cunt pus-filled, camel felching self-checkouts. Which were, of course, entirely fucking unused, precisely because they are so cock-suckingly, anally fistulatedly, rancid cunt pus-filledly, camel felchingly cunting useless.
So the little cunt bag assured me that she'd be right there to help me if there were any problems. I stopped counting after the twentieth fucking pointless cunting whorebagging fuckspaz arsebiscuit required her to log in and fix the useless gobshite piece of shit.
But that really wasn't what fucked me off. What really, really fucked me off was the little jobsworth whore CUNT telling me that it was MY FUCKING FAULT FOR NOT USING THE CUNTING TILL CORRECTLY!!!!
FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE BAG OF RANCID PENSIONER'S PISS!!
Sainsbury do not fucking pay me to do your fucking work for you. And Sainsbury (and Tesco), get to fuck with these shitty fucking self-checkouts. They fuck your customers off and pretty soon no fucker is going to want to subject himself to this shit. YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE CUSTOMERS!
And of course, the final fucking kick in the teeth is reclaiming the 2 hours' free parking from them. Which meant I had to go and stand in another queue while the dumbfuck cunt behind that till had a nice chat with one of her colleagues.
Sainsbury, it's increasingly clear to me that your shops are staffed ignorant, arrogant, cockbag jobsworths who are even worse than the simpletons in Tesco.
Tonight, I'm going to get smashed as fuck and eat loads of vegetable curry and tarka dal. Tomorrow, I'm going to drive to Sainsburys, shit into one of their fucking useless orange bags, set fire to it and lob it at the store window.
Hateful, arrogant, awful, loathsome camel-cock-sucking, rat-corpse-raping fucktarded CUNTS!