Really, what is the point of cunting up FIVE FUCKING MILES of road as a speed-restricted, single lane, so that two indolent fucks can trim some fucking trees? It's going to take them a fucking year to trim that lot, are the roads going to be cunted all fucking year for this shit?
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Why you so angry all the time?
Michael, it's because he's a cantankerous, miserable old cunt.
Next!
Because fucking fucks fuck me off.
Me? I'm the happiest, most jolly clown on the planet.
Except when that fake Obnoxio The Clown comes onto this site and starts swearing at everyone.
Yes. Next question.
Put the trees further back from the road.
Blimey, you're back with a vengeance. Someone done something to upset you?
Blame the New Roads & Street Works Act (NRSWA). It's all about "Safety" - certain minimum distances are required to protect workers from traffic. If this requirement can't be met, then shutting a lane (or even the road completely) must be carried out.
Whilst many jobs could be done by means of temporary signs & barriers, it seems that "the easy way out" is favoured, rather than risk a claim for compensayshun...
Of course if us tax paying motorists were able to claim for OUR inconvenience and wasted time, things might be different...
You're just a very angry clown Obo...why not start smoking to calm your nerves...it's good for your teeth too!
Do you do children's parties?
Pipe-down Grim-oldie.
I have this sweet little cone rental contract in operation.
Or they could move the road further away from the trees.
Don't get me started....
Fuck it i'll start anyway.
Roadworks take the piss. Cutting trees, now that's going one step beyond! Half the time when they are doing actual roadworks there's no one fucking working on them anyway. Then there's those poncy temporary lights that let two cars go at a time. Roadworks my arse more like road clog ups for no reason at all!
What are you trying to say?
You don't have to be moving, to burn fuel, and earn tax revenues.
Everyone's a winner!
Anyone who isn't angry all the time isn't paying attention.
Ask them what's wrong with the street.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8b3963VRW4
Obo
Are you still stuck in that jam?
Here's a story from another world:
Bumped into our Mairesse in the village bar Saturday afternoon.
"Hey, Sophie, there's a hole in the tarmac outside my place. Cars hitting it in the night are keeping me awake."
"OK. Thanks for telling me"
Tuesday morning, truck pulls up outside, guy throws couple shovel-fulls of tarmac out, jumps down, levels it with the shovel, driver runs truck tyre backwards & forwards over the patch a few times to tamp it in, guy throws shovel in back of truck, climbs up into cab & away. Three minutes. No cones. No road closures. No fuss. No problem.
But that's France for you.
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