A council allegedly refused to clean up a dustbin that fell into a four inch stream because no-one "qualified" to wear wellington boots was available.
"I spoke to someone from the department dealing with fly-tipping and he said - and I quote - 'We don't have anyone qualified to wear wellington boots'. I said: 'But it's only four inches deep'.
"Then he said that the problem was that they also needed harnesses and ropes to stop them getting washed away."
Are they all fucking mad in Chichester?