Guy Fawkes Gives Blogger a Heart Attack

Yes, we all know that our glorious leader, the Rt Hon (well, neither of those, really!) Gordon Brown recently put out one of his whizzy press releases saying that the amount of food we were wasting was causing global warming, world starvation and rampant paedophilia.

And I could say that the UK's contribution to man-made global warming, if man-made global warming even exists, is miniscule. I could say that once the food is in the UK, it's not going to make it out to Shitistan or the Democratic Republic of Mongo before it needs to go in the bin anyway. I could even confess that I'd made the link to paedophilia up, but it's probably buried in the press release somewhere.

But it was all like a duck's water off my back really, just one more fatuous example of New Labour's nannying, hectoring interfering in our lives to be ignored. And then I read this.

On the very day that Gordon was berating the people eking out a gray existence in this fascist worker's paradise for their profligacy, his dinner menu looked like this:



So now I'm in intensive care waiting to catch MRSA.

Thanks, Gweeds.