Technowibble

I was reading a blog aimed at developers, where I found this absolute bollocks:

< Insert Vendor Name Here > has embarked on a strategic initiative to deliver an integrated, yet modular, data management environment to design, develop, deploy, operate, optimize and govern data, databases, and data-driven applications throughout the entire data management lifecycle. By focusing across the lifecycle and enabling different roles to collaborate, we believe we can increase organizational productivity and effectiveness, while improving the quality of service, cost of ownership, and governance of diverse data, databases, and data-driven applications.

Quite unlike other vendors of expensive technology who want to cunt up systems with more bureaucracy and butt-covering, eh?

It's an entire game of bullshit bingo in one paragraph!