28 people voted:
Gorgon Brownshirt committing electoral suicide: 12
Gorgon Brownshirt committing suicide by electorate: 12
Gorgon Brownshirt committing to higher levels of tractor production: 11
According to the Zimbabwean election monitors, this was a free and fair election, although there was some concern about postal votes in the Midlands. Thanks to the Scottish vote, ZNL have held on to power.
7 comments:
Well I didn't vote for them, never have and never will.
Have sympathy, please, I'm in Alex the Oily Fish's constituency!
(I didn't vote for him either).
I've never met anyone who will admit to it. Was it all just a massive electoral fraud?
Funnily enough, I can find more people who admit to voting BNP than will admit to voting labour. That's more than a bit scary!
OT - I think the Gorgon has his eye on running a Scottish hotel after 2010 (perhaps sooner). The ignoring of comments and questions will come in handy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ewMr9TZpT4
this is how the scenario would ideally work in my head.
(Meeting takes place in The prime ministers office, Gordon is reading the latest set of poll results.)
Gordon: (busily picking his nose, looks up from the pile of the papers with a desperate look on his haggard face) 'are these true? Can i be the most unpopular prime minister since records began?'
Senior civil Servant: (nodding solemnly)Yes Prime minister
Gordon: 'is there no hope?'
Senior civil servant: 'Only if you do the honourable thing prime minister' (hands Gordon a revolver with a single bullet in the chamber) 'I will wait outside prime minister.' (Turns and walks away slowly, shuts door and looks fixedly into the distance, a single shot is heard, he turns opens the door and looks into the prime ministers office, there slumped across the desk lies the body of the prime minister, the top of his head a crimson mess.)
Fade to black.
Sorry kris, that's just far too easy. The fucker needs to suffer.
ok i think your right. Maybe that should be the next poll. Interesting and painful ways for Gordon to go.
I'm afraid it's been done before ... Devil's Kitchen, I think.
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