He is a twat, his full twattishness was first revealed to me back in 1999 when he was a columnist for the Telegraph, and he was denouncing the fuel protestors as "terrorists".
Another classic Sion Simon being a twat moment was his column from last year in the New Statesman:
"Perhaps the magnitude of the moment we face is too great for us collectively to bear. Shortly there will be an election, in which Labour will increase its majority, and in so doing utterly shatter the glass paradigm of cyclical politics which has contained us for the century since 1906. This ought to herald another decade of strong, confident, consensual Labour government. Which will finally and irrevocably transform the nature of politics and civic life in Britain."
I knew Simon was a twat of some stature but that Sky News vid of him (check youtube) just defies all normal logic. It's quite somehing, put it that way.
We'll be seeing a lot more of him on the TV now. Good and bad news. The bad news, of course, is that he is ab obnoxious twat and we don't really want to see him. The good news is that he is an obnoxious twat and will take two percentage points off Labour's vote.
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Pushing the envelope of taking the piss. The whole lot of 'em are a class apart. Got any rope?
What an absolute fucking cockstain. I hadn't seen this video in ages.
Honestly, if he was any bigger a twat he would start to warp the fabric of space and time around him.
Dick.
He is a twat, his full twattishness was first revealed to me back in 1999 when he was a columnist for the Telegraph, and he was denouncing the fuel protestors as "terrorists".
Another classic Sion Simon being a twat moment was his column from last year in the New Statesman:
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/conference/2007/09/labour-majority-increase
In which he declares:
"Perhaps the magnitude of the moment we face is too great for us collectively to bear. Shortly there will be an election, in which Labour will increase its majority, and in so doing utterly shatter the glass paradigm of cyclical politics which has contained us for the century since 1906. This ought to herald another decade of strong, confident, consensual Labour government. Which will finally and irrevocably transform the nature of politics and civic life in Britain."
Yeah, I'd forgotten that one too till I checked his Wikipedia entry.
What a dildo.
I knew Simon was a twat of some stature but that Sky News vid of him (check youtube) just defies all normal logic. It's quite somehing, put it that way.
What. A. Twat.
We'll be seeing a lot more of him on the TV now. Good and bad news. The bad news, of course, is that he is ab obnoxious twat and we don't really want to see him. The good news is that he is an obnoxious twat and will take two percentage points off Labour's vote.
I think that calling him a twat is being very unfair... To twats.
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