Friday, 21 November 2008

Guaranteed to make you wilt!

To help with the voting:


Hazel Blurs




Tessa's Jowls




Jacqui "Tits" Smith




Harridan Harmperson




Anne Witheredcunt




Gorgon Brownshit




Melted Face Miliband




Lardarse Soames




Count "Vlad" Howard

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

fucking thanks for ruining my evening... :)

Trixy said...

Looks like Miliband is already thinking of one of those.

Anonymous said...

Obonoxio

I read Trixie's latest post. I can't reply direct as you have to register to comment on her blog and I am don't do registering for anything being both libertarian and paranoid. My email isn't working and I wonder if you pass on the message I tried to send:

"Christmas is coming and I can send 100 pounds to get you started if you can publish or send a "safe" address, safe being an address other than your own that the money can be safely sent to."

Sorry if this is off-topic but what can you say about ugly bastards other than the trite observation that they are indeed ugly.

John Pickworth said...

Wow! That Nicholas Soames seems to be a bit of a hit with the fellas?

I've voted for Blears... not really sure why, but she provoked the most sudden and violent revulsion.

Mark Wadsworth said...

OTC, I'd like to point out that your poll question is a tad unfair.

If you had asked "Which politico would put you off sex for ever?" it would make sense.

Or are we discerning readers supposed to choose one whose visage delays orgasm by a minute or two, without rendering one incapable of ever doing it again?

Or is it a trick question, are we supposed to vote for the one the thought of whom is least likely to put us off the thought, etc etc?

@ Trixy, we know you fancy him, but he fires blanks.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Word veri: folders, I shit ye not.

Leg-iron said...

You know, the scariest thing about that Soames picture is that it's not photoshopped. He really does have a conical head.

Leg-iron said...

Oh yeah - forgot to say - I voted for Hideous Harman. She looks as if she's going to shoot those teeth at you, Alien-style. It would be the first fatal love-bite in history.

Anonymous said...

I hope I've helped the Harmperson's cause, she's only slightly more attractive than the Dromeyperson.

Word verification = chavbling

Anonymous said...

Did somebody forget to incl;ude Slotgob?

Anonymous said...

Was that when Gordon worked as a rent boy? He couldn't get the smile right even then.

I can't ever see Soames without remembering the ex's story about the "wardrobe" and the "key". Very funny but the sort of thing that can really do lasting damage to a guy.

True story: we once had a cleaner at work who was, without doubt, the least attractive woman in the world. Fat, misshapen, buck teeth, bottle-end glasses, screeching voice: the lot. The mystery surrounding her was that she had children, and we could never understand how her husband, er, managed it. The traditional paper bag, perhaps?

We later found out he was on drugs. Most likely got them from the NHS out of pity.

Anonymous said...

Don't want it to wilt, just delay the vinegar moment until she gets a strong enough Brad Pitt image going.

Anonymous said...

Could you please state which are women and which are men before i cast my vote ?

Hacked Off said...

The really perverse can visit Jackboot Jacqui's Bunny Ranch

http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/2008/11/madame-jacquis-bunny-ranch.html

The Penguin

Mark Wadsworth said...

What is it with your 'blog and Word Veri? I got "crowes" this time.

Trixy said...

Mark: I don't want children so firing blanks is fine for me.

Although David Mitchell is growing on me day by day. And there was some other completely unsuitable person I thought 'grrr' at this weekend. Apart from Ian Waite.