This must be some new meaning of the phrase ...

... "a clean bill of health", of which I was previously unaware.

So, let me get this straight: for 14 years the auditors have failed to sign off your accounts? Epic fail!

95% or more of payments are error free? Up to 5% of your payments are wrong? Epic fail!

"And where errors have financial impact, we shall recover the money," concluded Siim Kallas. In the structural funds, the total financial corrections imposed by the European Commission on member states only this year amount to EUR 843 million. Another EUR 1.5 billion is expected to be recovered by March 2009.

So that's a mere 2.3 BILLION Euros that have gone awry ... that you're admitting to? EPIC FAIL!

I really am in the wrong game.