A woman brings 8yr old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her 8yr old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?!?!?!" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
And:
Just to prove that Paul McCartney has no bad feelings against Heather Mills, he has bought her a diamond encrusted false leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present from him - just a stocking filler.
And:
What do blind people think about when they masturbate?
Probably: "Who the fuck is watching me?"
1 comment:
Good ol' sickipedia. It's the only thing stopping me from killing myself everytime Brooon comes on TV.
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