Tuesday, 9 December 2008

She's Fucking Nuts ...

This morning, I happened to watch five minutes of BBC Breakfast or whatever the cunting fuck it's called. Some boot-faced old harridan called Kate Something-or-other was wittering on about what a disgrace Zoo and Nuts and that sort of magazine was, and how they should be banned.

It's always a boot-faced old harridan, have you noticed?

She ever tried to drag kiddy porn into the debate, clearly not noticing that there are a number of women who make very good livings, thanks, just from getting their norks out for a bunch of hormonal twats who can't pull women, so they pull themselves.

Listen you old cunt-featured shithole, even if Zoo objectifies women and makes men see them solely as sexual objects, don't worry, you're safe. No-one is going near you.

You raddled old tuna-smelling battleaxe.

Update: Turns out, she's actually called Kate Smurf-face or something, she's a "comedienne" and about as funny as face cancer. Even compared to Old Holborn, she's egregiously self-regarding. So, that's another thing she can do better than any man. The first is to be a self-obsessed twat.

8 comments:

Dungeekin said...

Had a bit of a whinge about that meself, given that it was swiftly followed by another earnest harridan talking about the fag display ban and urging us to 'think of the children'.

The pleasures of life being slowly eroded for adults under the guise of Child Protection.

Sooner or later, they'll ban EVERYTHING.

D

JuliaM said...

"It's always a boot-faced old harridan, have you noticed?"

Yup: http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2008/12/shock-news-homely-old-trout-jealous-of.html

:)

Anonymous said...

I read your blog regularly and tend to agree with your views in most subjects. But the beauty of your blog is the way you write it.........I have wet few chairs by reading it, thanks for the laughs, great tonic!!

Anna

Sue said...

You mean " Kate Smurthwaite
Location: London, United Kingdom
Being the adventures of a young woman whose principal interests are secularism, feminism and stand-up comedy?"

You'll love her blog then :)

http://cruellablog.blogspot.com/

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Thanks Sue, I've dared to share.

Jackart said...

Have you seen her magnificent co-conspirator, bug with her "no more porn on London Transport" blog? And for the avoidance of doubt, she is talking about page 3, Nuts and Zoo.

Dungeekin said...

Thanks for the link to Cruella.

I've posted a *polite* comment asking for her opinion on banning things simply because they're distasteful to a minority.

We shall see if the worthy lady responds.

D

William Gruff said...

Is there, anywhere in the world, a 'feminist' who doesn't look (or sound) as though she's been beaten twice with the ugly stick?

I think the phalophobic misandrism of these vinegared hags is simply a more extreme expression of an all too common female inability to like what they know they can never have.

The sad disfigured creatures need long-term psychiatric help and a genuinely caring society would ensure that they got it.

Lock the silly bitches away and drug them.