Monday, 26 January 2009

Encomia Obamamania

Fuck, I really can't believe the free ride this cunt is getting:

But there is more to Michelle Obama than that – much, much more. On January 9, almost unnoticed, Mrs Obama resigned her position as an executive at the University of Chicago Medical Centre. But the high-powered personality has not gone away.


I see they airbrushed out the bit where she got a $180,000 per annum pay increase after Obamalamadingdong arranged a $1.5M allocation of state funds to the hospital where she worked.

Remember Tony and Cherie Blair?

Ding-ding! Seconds out, round two!

Update: Oh God:

But in her first interview as First Lady on Wednesday, Mrs Obama said that she was excited about her new life "because I think there's a lot that can be done with this platform". She plans to take a lead on issues relating to military families and work-life balance for women. Her policy director, Jocelyn Frye, worked for a charity that championed equality at work.


Platform? Fuck off already, you unelected, overweening bitch. What the fuck does the wife of the President need a fucking policy director for?

9 comments:

JuliaM said...

"I see they airbrushed out the bit where she got a $180,000 per annum pay increase after Obamalamadingdong arranged a $1.5M allocation of state funds to the hospital where she worked."

A post the hospital mysteriously decided they didn't need after all, after he won the election and she resigned...

Mark Wadsworth said...

Hugo Rifkind in Saturday's Times picked up on the fact that she can make her eyes glow when she's angry.

I told you she's The Undead.

Sperm Lewis said...

OT, Raccoon bites off pervert's knob.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

The Penguin said...

Nice pervert story for you.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract."

The Penguin

JuliaM said...

""As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough...."

You'd think, wouldn't you, that given the likely circumstances, he'd choose a word with fewer syllables...? ;)

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Clicky, clicky! Armageddon!

Anonymous said...

She's as ugly as that NewLabour Munter too. What a nightmare.

Martin said...

http://headostate.com/

Will you be getting the blue, or gold, obo?

Roger Thornhill said...

Lefties and do-gooders just can't leave people alone.