Sunday, 25 January 2009

Go forth and multiply!

Yea, verily, the Lord (Mandelsnake of Hartlepool and Foy in the Cunty of Fondlebumshire) spake, saying: "This is the intermong, you have dominion over all of it in the form of tiresome webshites that will attack the Tories and speak only the vaguest of flannel."

And every fucker in the Labour party grabbed a copy of Dolly Draper's new "template" and went forth and procreated over the intermong like a bunch of cunts. And the Lord saw all this and proclaimed himself satisfied.

But it was all shit.

19 comments:

JuliaM said...

"Don't forget to sign up to Alastair's to-do list. He'll be sending out a weekly email on what you can do to help secure a Labour victory in the local, euro and general elections."

Heh! Pray...?

The Penguin said...

Oh, brilliant, somewhere else I can try and annoy the fat cunt and his corrupt colleagues. I wonder how quickly I get moderated, censored, or banned.

If only I could keep the swearing down a fucking bit, he might not notice the piss being ripped out of him too soon. After all, his grasp of English is not as good as his grasp of Pies.

The Penguin

The Penguin said...

Very annoying, sign up, leave a relatively polite couple of questions, press the button, vanishes and doesn't appear anywahere. Not even a "Your Comment is Being Censored" notice.

Useless, rather apt.

The Penguin

The Penguin said...

Now the heap of shit won't even let me log back in.

I must have upset someone, can't think how.

The Penguin

The Penguin said...

Fuck me. I'm also thrown off Dolly's wankfest, unable to continue my fascinating conversation (mostly one way) with Lord Voldemort of Boys and Hartlepool. Is it because I smell of fish or because they think I'm Prezza?

The Peguin

cartermagna said...

I honestly thought it was a spoof to start with. I really did! Welcome to 2.0 Jags? That's not taking the piss at all is it...

Nick M said...

Great stuff Obo. I nearly prolapsed.

Shades said...

Go 4th? & Multiply?

Another way of saying fuck off...

WV- fatoxe

Dennis said...

I think I'll trot along there and post this link -- see what happens ...

an ex-apprentice said...

"And the Lord saw all this and proclaimed himself satisfied."

No. He proclaimed himself baffled, bewildered and bemused, wondering just what in God's name this bunch of completely hapless total fucking incompetents think they're at.

Katabasis said...

"I honestly thought it was a spoof to start with. I really did! Welcome to 2.0 Jags? That's not taking the piss at all is it..."

Carter, I had the same reaction. It's all going a bit Chris Morris and the ZanuLabour A-Team don't seem to realise they are self-satirising.

Katabasis said...

Uhh... guys...

It appears to be UNMODERATED at present. You just gotta sign up and start posting....

ATTACK!! ATTACK!! ATTACK!! ATTACK!!!

Leg-iron said...

Hey, it's an accurate web name at last!

Go Fourth, says, JP, and they do...

...fourth, behind the Tories, Lib Dems and the BNP! I can't wait for the upcoming launch of 'Go Last'.

Penguin, you need a real-sounding name (not your real one) to get into those places. They're terrified of anonymous posters - not surprising when you see what they do under the anon tag elsewhere.

You also need some free Email addresses and a dynamic IP (switch off the router, switch it on and bingo - new IP). Then you play on their side for a while but get more and more deranged.

Of course, I'd never do any such thing. Perish the thought.

Katabasis said...

L-I - I'm in there now commenting under this name.

Make the most of it while you can!!

Katabasis said...

It might be worth highlighting the existence of this site on OH's blog btw, so we can maximise the number of people who drop by to say hello to Two Jabs.

The Lords aren't the only ones who are above the law....

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Oddly enough, my comments don't seem to get published.

I can't imagine why.

Fidothedog said...

Well I signed up and decided that some piss taking is in order.

I just wonder if Tracy Temple will have a regular session on his site....

The Penguin said...

Leg Iron, I'm a bird of little brain and would need quite idiot-proof detailed step by step instructions in words of one or fewer syllables carefully written down in biggish letters to have a chance of doing that.

Mind you, if anyone wanted to provide such instructions, there might be an absolute infestation occur on some sites.

I'm a big fan of ROger Zelazny.

The Penguin

Mark Wadsworth said...

That's a clever spoof, surely?

Too crap to be believable, but then again not quite crap enough to be obviously a spoof?