Monday 19 January 2009

A new definition of the word "won", of which, I was not previously aware

Olmert says: "We won."

Half-concealing a smile of self-satisfaction as he declared a unilateral ceasefire, the Israeli prime minister Ehud Olmert has assured Israelis that “we won.” Claiming that the Israeli army had obtained all its objectives, he said that Hamas was “surprised and badly beaten.”


Gosh, is that a piece of biased reporting or what? Cock-sniffing Indie cuntwafts. But no, you Trotskyite suckers of Arab cock, Olmert didn't "win". What Olmert needed to do to "win" was to utterly crush Hamas and reduce them to a bunch of wailing widows. Because now, after unilaterally declaring a ceasefire (which I guess means that Hamas will carry on lobbing rockets at the yids) to pander to world opinion, they haven't won fucking anything.

Hamas will regroup and start lobbing rockets at the yids again. And the yids will bear it stoically for a while until a bunch of innocent women and children are killed and then they'll go back into Gaza or wherever and the whole fucking thing will start again.

So despite the egregiously cuntish reporting in the Independent, I find it hard to consider this anything but an utter failure.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think he's just realised that it'll be Obama signing the cheques from now on.

Israel is not a viable state without US money and maybe, just maybe, Obama quite likes Islam.

Mark Wadsworth said...

In that context, 'winning' means shutting Hamas down for a few months or a rouple of years until they start again, without becoming too unpopular in the 'international community', so in those terms, they did 'win'.

Anonymous said...

PS why on earth would Israel want peace?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

why on earth would Israel want peace?

Yeah, you're right, those crazy yids love being at war. They like seeing their women and children killed for the hell of it. They don't even have to give them the offer of 72 virgins.

They do it just for fun.

Anonymous said...

Obo,

13 dead and BILLIONS and BILLIONS of US Dollars in return

Now that's profit, Oi Vey!