Monday, 23 February 2009

The Gorgon's brain is being sold!


THE brain of prime minister Gordon Brown has gone into administration, Downing Street has confirmed.

A recent scan revealed a huge amount of stupidity
The receivers were called in yesterday just hours after the brain decided that banning 100% mortgages would make the slightest difference to anything.

The organ is now being managed by city firm Porter, Pinkney and Turner who will sell off whatever bits they can and feed the rest into a waste disposal unit.

Official receiver Martin Bishop, said: "For 20 years this brain was touted as one of the great cranial success stories, but when you actually open it up you can see it was all just a lot of carefully orchestrated bollocks.

Do these guys ever get it wrong?


Disgusted of west London said...

If you think Gordon Brown is grosse (and he is!) what do you make of this immigrant nutcase:

What a dirty animal!

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I suppose it could be made into pate. Spread on a little ciabatta, might be interesting...

A variation on a theme of frugal food?

The Filthy Engineer said...

It'll be worth a fortune as it's never been used.

Lawson Narse said...

It's one of those Utility brains they made after WW11. It's not worth much. No hall mark or nuthing see. Give us a fiver and we'll take it off your hands. Risk being robbed. Likely to cost more than that down the tip to get rid of it. Toxic waste, landfill tax all that other bollox, forms, you name it.

Leg-iron said...

Getting rid of his brain won't affect him at all. It's not as if he ever consulted it on anything important.

It's his mouth that's the problem.

Oldrightie said...

Confirms my belief the nutter's been brain dead since childhood. He been picking it out of his nose since infancy.