THE brain of prime minister Gordon Brown has gone into administration, Downing Street has confirmed.
A recent scan revealed a huge amount of stupidity
The receivers were called in yesterday just hours after the brain decided that banning 100% mortgages would make the slightest difference to anything.
The organ is now being managed by city firm Porter, Pinkney and Turner who will sell off whatever bits they can and feed the rest into a waste disposal unit.
Official receiver Martin Bishop, said: "For 20 years this brain was touted as one of the great cranial success stories, but when you actually open it up you can see it was all just a lot of carefully orchestrated bollocks.
Do these guys ever get it wrong?