Monday, 23 February 2009


When I read this, I thought he was just taking the piss:

Meanwhile, Jacqui Kebab Smith claims not to have maximised her stealing from the taxpayer. Technically she could have stolen an additional £58.00

Fuck me, I'm amazed at her restraint!

I thought it was a good line. I didn't realise it was true, she really was only £58 away from maximising her take.

I am stunned.


IanPJ said...

Would that work as a defence in court?

I only took the gold and jewellery, but I left the watches guv.

The Penguin said...

So, are you implying that I'd make things up just for a laugh?


The Penguin