Meanwhile, Jacqui Kebab Smith claims not to have maximised her stealing from the taxpayer. Technically she could have stolen an additional £58.00
Fuck me, I'm amazed at her restraint!
I thought it was a good line. I didn't realise it was true, she really was only £58 away from maximising her take.
I am stunned.
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Would that work as a defence in court?
I only took the gold and jewellery, but I left the watches guv.
So, are you implying that I'd make things up just for a laugh?
Mmmmwaaaaaahhhhaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!
The Penguin
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