Thursday, 5 February 2009

How fucking embarrassing is that?

After 20 minutes of trying, I've realised I'm not getting out of the driveway today.

9 comments:

Dave H said...

Console yourself by writing your name in it.

Cato said...

I had to get out this morning to collect the papers for the village (my bloody turn of course) and I had a quite pleasant drive through four inches of snow.....until I met Mr Twat driving a huge Vulva...ooops Volvo, with not a fornicating clue of how to drive in snow. I should add here that I don't drive a 4x4, just an ordinary front wheel drive saloon.

Still it made my day to watch him careering down a hill to a junction with not a hope in hell of stopping at the bottom....Cunt.

Islander said...

Mmmwhahahahahaha

I've got a MAHOOSIVE Land Rover, with a three and a half litre V8 engine*, four wheel drive, pedestrian-killing bullbar, so I'm probaby soley responsible for all global warming causing the snow. And I don't care; I can drive anywhere, regardless of snow, mud, protestors lying down in the road, etc etc.

But there NO FUCKING SNOW HERE.

I want to play in the snow.




* just a shame I can't afford the petrol to drive it much

The Penguin said...

OI, Cato, as the owner of a huge Vulva, can I point you to my little story on Bob's Head Revisited?

http://bobsheadrevisited.blogspot.com/2009/02/community-spirit-briefly.html

The Penguin

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Dave H: I did.

IanPJ said...

Did manage to edge the car out and drive to a meeting yesterday, but the real embarrassment came when I had to get the spade out of the boot and DIG MYSELF back into my parking space.

Cato said...

Penguin, I do hope it wasn't you I was laughing at early this morning............rotflpmsl

Good story though!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should invest in a sat nav...

The Economic Voice said...

After 20 minutes of trying, I've realised I'm not getting out of bed today.