I had to get out this morning to collect the papers for the village (my bloody turn of course) and I had a quite pleasant drive through four inches of snow.....until I met Mr Twat driving a huge Vulva...ooops Volvo, with not a fornicating clue of how to drive in snow. I should add here that I don't drive a 4x4, just an ordinary front wheel drive saloon.
Still it made my day to watch him careering down a hill to a junction with not a hope in hell of stopping at the bottom....Cunt.
I've got a MAHOOSIVE Land Rover, with a three and a half litre V8 engine*, four wheel drive, pedestrian-killing bullbar, so I'm probaby soley responsible for all global warming causing the snow. And I don't care; I can drive anywhere, regardless of snow, mud, protestors lying down in the road, etc etc.
But there NO FUCKING SNOW HERE.
I want to play in the snow.
* just a shame I can't afford the petrol to drive it much
Did manage to edge the car out and drive to a meeting yesterday, but the real embarrassment came when I had to get the spade out of the boot and DIG MYSELF back into my parking space.
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Console yourself by writing your name in it.
I had to get out this morning to collect the papers for the village (my bloody turn of course) and I had a quite pleasant drive through four inches of snow.....until I met Mr Twat driving a huge Vulva...ooops Volvo, with not a fornicating clue of how to drive in snow. I should add here that I don't drive a 4x4, just an ordinary front wheel drive saloon.
Still it made my day to watch him careering down a hill to a junction with not a hope in hell of stopping at the bottom....Cunt.
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I've got a MAHOOSIVE Land Rover, with a three and a half litre V8 engine*, four wheel drive, pedestrian-killing bullbar, so I'm probaby soley responsible for all global warming causing the snow. And I don't care; I can drive anywhere, regardless of snow, mud, protestors lying down in the road, etc etc.
But there NO FUCKING SNOW HERE.
I want to play in the snow.
* just a shame I can't afford the petrol to drive it much
OI, Cato, as the owner of a huge Vulva, can I point you to my little story on Bob's Head Revisited?
http://bobsheadrevisited.blogspot.com/2009/02/community-spirit-briefly.html
The Penguin
@Dave H: I did.
Did manage to edge the car out and drive to a meeting yesterday, but the real embarrassment came when I had to get the spade out of the boot and DIG MYSELF back into my parking space.
Penguin, I do hope it wasn't you I was laughing at early this morning............rotflpmsl
Good story though!!
Maybe you should invest in a sat nav...
After 20 minutes of trying, I've realised I'm not getting out of bed today.
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