Thursday 19 February 2009

Now there's a headline you don't want to see ...

We must print more money, says Bank

The Bank of England is to start ‘printing’ new money for the first time in 30 years as it runs out of options to kick-start the economy. The Governor of the Bank of England will write to the Chancellor within days to tell him that they've been doing this for months now get permission for the unprecedented action.


We already have the police co-opted into doing the government's bidding, a climate of fear and a ruling elite that can steal, cheat and lie with complete impunity. All the Gorgon needs now is to stop shaving his philtrum.

Welcome to Zimbabwe.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

What the hell will we do when hyperinflation kicks off? What's the plan?

Damo Mackerel

Anonymous said...

"What the hell will we do when hyperinflation kicks off? What's the plan?"

piano wire and lamp posts.

Anonymous said...

Nah...put the kettle on make a cup of tea.

Unknown said...

Maybe I should invest in a wheelbarrow company since most people will need one to carry around their money.