Monday, 23 February 2009

St Jade

Call me desperately cynical, or just a cunt, but doesn't she look rather fat and healthy for a cancer patient? Even for someone who can afford all the makeup artistes in the world?

I have 50p here that says we will see a miraculous remission.


Anonymous said...

Sky News were aching to use the term 'Peoples Princess' this weekend I'm sure....wall to wall coverage....fuck people dying horribly around the world, fuck the economy dying.....Jade Goody has cancer...look how concerned we have to be as well!


Trixy said...

I think that makes you a bigger cunt than me.

Quite a drastic publicity stunt, surely?

She will be the next princess Diana muse for faux outpourings of grief from people who should know better.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Gawrsh, Trixy, you sure know how to sweet-talk a man ... :o)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she's considered how much Mr Clifford will cream off these donations to cover his fees and expenses?

Barnsley Bill said...

Obo, keeping it real.
Many of us have wondered why she has not lost at least a little weight.
I think "peoples chav" has a nice ring to it.
I am so looking forward to the wall to wall coverage of the funeral that Sky News UK will beam down to us in NZ.
I shall probably take the day of and watch the tv laughing in much the same way I did when the last one was taken from us abruptly, funnily enough there was no moralising about the dangers of chugging arab cock while traveling in the back of a drunk frogs car and not wearing your seat belt.

On the bright side they can get Elton to jump start his career again with a tune and he can start buying frocks again.

The Penguin said...

She's already claiming to be ready for Heaven.

I would suspect Max Clifford has already bought the tickets to Lourdes and is negotiating with Channel 4 and "Chavette" magazine for the best deal.

It's that or Live TV rights to the autopsy.

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Thank god I'm not the only person to have had similar thoughts. I wondered if it was all a stunt too. Bad of me I know but given what goes on in the twisted mind of Max Clifford, I wouldn't discount it.

Antipholus Papps said...

Elton could record a new version of Healing Hands or Return to Paradise!


Antipholus Papps said...

Maybe she could ask Patrick Swayze for diet tips?

Daubenton said...

The funeral coverage has been sold to "Goodbye" magazine.

microdave said...

"I have 50p here that says we will see a miraculous remission. "

I claim the 50p C/O the Daily Star:

Gendeau said...

Nothing personal Obo, but I really hope that you lose your bet.

The funeral is the only thing I'm going to peep in on, glass in hand.

She can have sympathy, OR be in the fucking news non-stop - NOT BOTH

Anonymous said...

I have 50p here that says we will see a miraculous remission.
Please be wrong.

Chalcedon said...

Curiously enough I had a similar thought yesterday. What gets me though is that although I feel sorry for her plight as a human being, I cannot understand why she is now a saint and Gail trimble, a very clever young woman, is being demonised for being rather good at recalling odd facts of general knowledge on a taxing TV quiz show. As role models go I know my daughters far prefer La Trimble. Mind you we live in East Anglia and know where it is.

Chris said...

This is starting to niff, for sure.