Sunday, 15 March 2009

Derek Draper: WTF? Part Deux

Just been twattered by the unshaven one:

@obnoxiotheclown awww! the rabid right wing nihilists - out argued, out gunned and out lived. no wonder they are so bitter..


My reply:

@derekdraper -- if we're that outgunned, why won't the nutter with the stutter call an election?


His crushing comeback:

@obnoxiotheclown oh so you're a cameroon now are you? fool


This kind of shoddy logic is actually pretty symptomatic of our political class: "if you're not on our side, you must be on the side of the guy we fear the most."

Actually, Dolly, I think David Cameron will be just as fucking useless as the monocular mentalist. What I think he will not be is quite as fucking insanely keen on scorching the earth as the nutter with the stutter. So he will not be any good, just different.

But while the Gorgon is a fucking menace to us all, he is a thousand times more dangerous because of all the douchebags, sleazebuckets and assorted arrogant fuckwits that infest the Labour Party. The rotting stench of the Labour Party has soiled the air for far too long. It's time for you to go.

Go. Just take your tent and steal into the night, like the shameful diseased wretches that you are. Go. Leave. Sally forth.

Fuck off and die. May a plague fall upon all your houses, too.

Update: A rather attractive but somehow scary young lady twatters to assure me that Dolly's page is gay: apparently purple with sparkly bits gives the game away.

23 comments:

Guthrum said...

And so say all of us and take Cameron as well

Ron said...

That Draper really is a fucking idiot.

And I watched 'Sex Lives of the Potato Men' last night.

Derek is a shit actor as well.

Rightwinggit said...

I look forward to Kate dying from a disease you gave her because of your habits.

Derek Draper said...

You will learn to love me. I'll make you love me.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Dolly: whether I grow to love you (in a manly way) is irrelevant to the appalling weakness of your logic and the insanity of your political views.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@rightwinggit: that's a bit harsh. :o( Don't you think her life is unpleasant enough already?

an ex-apprentice said...

Bearing in mind Guido's revelations yesterday, shouldn't all replies to Dolly start - "Have you paid your debts yet?

Mitch said...

Ol dolly truly has lost the plot his logic much like his personal hygiene leave something to be desired.
I spose the mental gymnastics required to fit nulab into the real world would fuck up anyones mind add the huge debt and new child(disputed father) perhaps a shrink might help.perhaps dolly might know of some from his time near Berkley.

microdave said...

Dolly said:

"You will learn to love me. I'll make you love me."

You'll die trying....

Oleuanna said...

Draper is proving with each note he publishes to be a witless, untalented, cling on......

A true Psychotherapist would have better social behaviour and a broader understanding of how the mind works.

His desperation to gain credibility and a mass following just goes to show he he is slowly loosing his grip on reality.....I'm going to enjoy watching him destroy himself again...I don't think he can help it.

And yes please Labour out but no Tories thanks...any alternative will suit me, whilst I pack up and move to France...

Goodnight Vienna said...

The 'Nutter with the Stutter' - love it. How about 'Dolly with no lolly'?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Goodnight: wish it was my own work. And "Dolly with no lolly" will certainly get in there. ;o)

Harrithebastard said...

Dolly said:

"You will learn to love me. I'll make you love me."


Eeek ! are we talking about ' going in ' dry here .

What no foreplay , no sweet words ... just dry ?

Ooohfuckingouch ! that might make one smart a bit .

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Draper really is a delusional fuckwit.

Bill Quango MP said...

The Draper Downfall continues. In an even more unshaven,unwashed sequel.

Roger Thornhill said...

Actually Cameron is more dangerous.

Gordon is an obvious menace, rapidly becoming a very public stranger to reason.

Cameron is not an obvious menace, and neither was Blair. Blair would have grasped the One World Bargain just as much as Gordon but would have been more dangerous for he would have probably persuaded everyone by now...and persuaded them to accept Gordon as the head of the whole kit and kaboodle.

Cameron did make murmurings of past wrongs on consensus, but I take that as a PR stunt to position himself as "trust me" Dave.

Draper is suffering the same problem as many on the (Authoritarian, enforced collectivising) Left.

They think NOT(Left) = RIGHT.

They are wrong.

The Grim Reaper said...

Speaking of Draper, you might be interested to hear about this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/7942053.stm

Harrithebastard said...

The Grim Reaper said...
Speaking of Draper, you might be interested to hear about this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/7942053.stm

15-Mar-2009 18:58:00

Fuck me , i had better get some more popcorn and Häagen-Dazs in!

Gen d'Eau said...

Thanks for the link Mr Quango

'Das Boot' this time, how apt

Derek Draper said...

I suppose this is better than being ignored!

The Penguin said...

Not just ignored Dolly, ignorant as well.

Please give our regards to Anton.

The Penguin

Elby the Beserk said...

Very funny. Have had similar conversations with the cunt; his final line is that if I don't worship at the altar of Brown, I must be a Tory.

Weird logic. Dreadful beard. Total cunt.

Anonymous said...

Draper is just a horrible, horrible sleazy twat. I used to be a Labour supporter, but not any more, and certainly not since I realised what these Fascist bastards have been up to since '97. Yes, Derek- you, you're a fucking Fascist cunt and so is that bum boy Mandy, and Tone, and Alastair, the whole stinking rotten shower of you- you're all Fascists.