Mind the door doesn't hit your fat arse on the way out ...

... you dullard.

Is it just me, or did the blogosphere's average IQ just go up four points?

Labour: supporters reckon smearing is a good strategy

The smear campaign fiasco isn't a reason to go all goody-two-shoes on the public just get more sophisticated in attacks - use inuendo & employ a clebrity mag editor for knowing how to walk the line between a legal half-truth & damaging lie.

-- Kevin Hollingsworth, in the comments here.

"Just do it better next time", the mantra of lefties everywhere.

Update: Apparently, the ends justify the means:

If most people had the capacity for independant thought politics wouldn't be a swamp. This is simply because the populace would be engaged in the process rather than thowing turnips from the sidelines. Since it is a swamp you've got to play by the conditions found in that environment. No one needs to be a sheeple - all are free choose in a democracy, even if it is a dodgy democracy.

Even better, it's not Labour's fault that the Red Rag was being initiated, it's the voters' fault!

Unbefuckinglievable!

Sucking Dolly's cock

No, this isn't another story creeping out of the woodwork:

Does Derek deserve a third chance? I think he does.

Fuck off, you idiotic cunt, and take that poisonous, bullying fuckwit with you.

Oh dear

I've just gone and soiled myself all over again:

Don't you dare tell anybody about what happened last night" he hissed "Don't you dare or I will destroy you. I know more people in the Tory party than you. And I can make sure your career in politics is destroyed".

Oh dear, oh dear ... oh dear ... hahahahahahahaha ...

Tip of the clown wig to rather quiet of late, but still infinitely desirable Trixy.

When I'm Licking Windows

If you go out in the woods today ...

... you're in for a big surprise.

Tory Bear has been doing some digging.

Hur, hur, hur ... this is going to run and run ...

Life Support?

The Amazon reviewers have not been kind, nor have the people tagging his offering.

Tip of the clown wig to OH.

Only since LaboursLost came along, girlie

The political blogosphere is, in fact, far more than a sleazy sideshow of arrogant white middle-aged men screeching like apes, rolling about in their own faeces and wanking angrily at each other.

-- Laurie Penny, showing a remarkably interesting set of fascinations on LaboursLost. Looks like Dolly Draper is rubbing off on her, which would explain a fair bit ...

Unshaven twat

That's the thing about a twat; you can dress it up, trim its hair and even spray it with perfume, but it will still look, smell and act like a twat; and once you've seen a twat once, you'll recognise one a mile off for the rest of your life.

Mr E shows us all how it's done.

A superb "Downfall"

Via Roger T:

Another man with a clear moral compass

Dolly:

I don't think I should resign for receiving an email I did not publish

So the multiple lies about what really happened don't matter?

One thing I can say with complete conviction ...

... about the Dolly Draper / Damian McPoison kerfuffle, is that nothing substantial will change. Even if one or both of them gets the sack, they will not leave public life, they will encounter no sanction from the government and anything bad that does happen to them will be furiously spun as nasty Toryism.

And Gordon "Feartie o' Fife" Brown will have had NOTHING to do with any of it.

Someone has been stealing my lines

You stupid, stupid fucktard felching jizz dribbling cuntwaft.

Ugh

Dolly Draper really is not a very likable person, is he?

Derek Draper: WTF? Part Deux

Just been twattered by the unshaven one:

@obnoxiotheclown awww! the rabid right wing nihilists - out argued, out gunned and out lived. no wonder they are so bitter..

My reply:

@derekdraper -- if we're that outgunned, why won't the nutter with the stutter call an election?

His crushing comeback:

@obnoxiotheclown oh so you're a cameroon now are you? fool

This kind of shoddy logic is actually pretty symptomatic of our political class: "if you're not on our side, you must be on the side of the guy we fear the most."

Actually, Dolly, I think David Cameron will be just as fucking useless as the monocular mentalist. What I think he will not be is quite as fucking insanely keen on scorching the earth as the nutter with the stutter. So he will not be any good, just different.

But while the Gorgon is a fucking menace to us all, he is a thousand times more dangerous because of all the douchebags, sleazebuckets and assorted arrogant fuckwits that infest the Labour Party. The rotting stench of the Labour Party has soiled the air for far too long. It's time for you to go.

Go. Just take your tent and steal into the night, like the shameful diseased wretches that you are. Go. Leave. Sally forth.

Fuck off and die. May a plague fall upon all your houses, too.

Update: A rather attractive but somehow scary young lady twatters to assure me that Dolly's page is gay: apparently purple with sparkly bits gives the game away.

As seen on Twatter

Guess who said this:

@LucyBaxter i don't like people spreading false information, as a psychologist or indeed a person

Guess I should have gotten a screenshot, but hey ho.

I'm heartbroken

I'm not allowed to follow his mighty Twatter feed. Woe is me.

Has Dolly been given an LL45?

dizzy seems to think so:

It would appear that Labour List may soon be saved from the car crash that it was facing under the editorship of Derek Draper. I say this based upon something that has appeared on Draper's Wikipedia article. It was added a couple of days ago by a user called Philiphonour and says

"A rumor that Derek has been asked to handover control of Labourlist by influential Labour party insiders is yet to be confirmed."

Personally, I'll be hugely disappointed if he has been given the boot. I like to watch a slow-mo car crash as much as the next guy.

The Window Lickers Strike Back

Baaa Humbug!

Dolly the cloned sheep writes:

This weekend, LabourList held Guido Fawkes to account on a string of racist remarks he chose to publish on his site. This caused a lot of controversy on the web, and we are proud that we are raising questions about whether politically progressive blogs should be linking to and promoting vicious sites such as this.

In some of the comment on LabourList, our editor referred to critics as 'windowlickers.' Absolutely no offence was intended by the use of this term, which Derek has explained and apologised for over on his personal blog.

This is the problem with the Righteous, really. They get so het up over their own personal bugbear that they forget that there are lots of other Righteous out there with other personal bugbears.

Anyway, I think all the posters on LabourShit are a bunch of cock-sniffing camel-felching kitten molesters.

Absolutely no offence is intended by the use of this term.