A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
If I didn't blog on this sort of shit I think I'd explode mate. That or be found at the bottom of the biggest, cheapest and strongest cider bottle I could get my hands on.
Government figures prove absolutely that not blogging causes cancer.
Bloke goes into a bank and says, "I want to open a fucking account."Worker: "That's not a problem sir, but please don't swear.""Shut the fuck up and tell me how to open an account."Worker: "I'm sorry sir, but unless you moderate your language, I will not be able to help you.""Fuck you - get me the fucking manager now!" The manager duly arrives and the bloke says: "I've just won £10 million and I want to invest it in your fucking bank." " I see I see," says the manager, nodding sympathetically and gesturing at the worker, "And this piece of shite wont help you?"
@sixtypoundsaweekcleanerGreat joke - you ought to hear Gilbert Gottfried tell it.
Gets to something when even you starts going on about health. The indoctrination is complete.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39851This should cheer you up no end...mindless clown violence!
@Dick: take two aspirin and call me in the morning.Cunt. :o)
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