Thursday, 23 April 2009

Kinda sorta

Just reading the papers yesterday brought on palpitations. I've decided I'm going to try and avoid blogging about political issues for a day or two for the sake of my health.

I don't know if I will succeed.

7 comments:

cartermagna said...

If I didn't blog on this sort of shit I think I'd explode mate.

That or be found at the bottom of the biggest, cheapest and strongest cider bottle I could get my hands on.

W. S. Badfellowe said...

Government figures prove absolutely that not blogging causes cancer.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Bloke goes into a bank and says, "I want to open a fucking account."

Worker: "That's not a problem sir, but please don't swear."

"Shut the fuck up and tell me how to open an account."

Worker: "I'm sorry sir, but unless you moderate your language, I will not be able to help you."

"Fuck you - get me the fucking manager now!"

The manager duly arrives and the bloke says: "I've just won £10 million and I want to invest it in your fucking bank."

" I see I see," says the manager, nodding sympathetically and gesturing at the worker, "And this piece of shite wont help you?"

SteveShark said...

@sixtypoundsaweekcleaner

Great joke - you ought to hear Gilbert Gottfried tell it.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Gets to something when even you starts going on about health. The indoctrination is complete.

Mitch said...

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39851

This should cheer you up no end...mindless clown violence!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Dick: take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Cunt. :o)