Thursday, 23 April 2009

Kinda sorta

Just reading the papers yesterday brought on palpitations. I've decided I'm going to try and avoid blogging about political issues for a day or two for the sake of my health.

I don't know if I will succeed.


cartermagna said...

If I didn't blog on this sort of shit I think I'd explode mate.

That or be found at the bottom of the biggest, cheapest and strongest cider bottle I could get my hands on.

W. S. Badfellowe said...

Government figures prove absolutely that not blogging causes cancer.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Bloke goes into a bank and says, "I want to open a fucking account."

Worker: "That's not a problem sir, but please don't swear."

"Shut the fuck up and tell me how to open an account."

Worker: "I'm sorry sir, but unless you moderate your language, I will not be able to help you."

"Fuck you - get me the fucking manager now!"

The manager duly arrives and the bloke says: "I've just won £10 million and I want to invest it in your fucking bank."

" I see I see," says the manager, nodding sympathetically and gesturing at the worker, "And this piece of shite wont help you?"

SteveShark said...


Great joke - you ought to hear Gilbert Gottfried tell it.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Gets to something when even you starts going on about health. The indoctrination is complete.

Mitch said...

This should cheer you up no end...mindless clown violence!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Dick: take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Cunt. :o)