A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
And a very merry April 1st to one and all.
No-one tell Mr Jacqui Smith it's an April Fool. I want to see him try to put his porn on his BUPA claim....
Surely not an April Fool joke? I thought Gorgon (always hayfever-free) had been using this method for years.
mr. smith, you are cured of your hayfever.
Bit awkward if you're bunged up at the bus stop. Although, unlike smoking, it's not specifically banned there yet (I look forward to the signs).Are you supposed to shoot it up your nose? That's not easy... er, so I'm told. One Scottish guy apparently tried that and blinded himself in one eye.Perhaps Jugs the Ripper and Tugger could make a pubic information film for us. (have to stop here. I'm picturing the new model inhalers...)
....and the increasing sounds of violent fapping can be heard through the mists...hahahahaha.
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