Wednesday, 1 April 2009

New Hayfever Treatment Program

I'm not sure it will work, to be honest. But I do foresee a lot of self-medication as the pollen count soars.

6 comments:

TheFatBigot said...

And a very merry April 1st to one and all.

JuliaM said...

No-one tell Mr Jacqui Smith it's an April Fool. I want to see him try to put his porn on his BUPA claim....

Dennis said...

Surely not an April Fool joke? I thought Gorgon (always hayfever-free) had been using this method for years.

Old Bag said...

mr. smith, you are cured of your hayfever.

Leg-iron said...

Bit awkward if you're bunged up at the bus stop. Although, unlike smoking, it's not specifically banned there yet (I look forward to the signs).

Are you supposed to shoot it up your nose? That's not easy... er, so I'm told. One Scottish guy apparently tried that and blinded himself in one eye.

Perhaps Jugs the Ripper and Tugger could make a pubic information film for us.

(have to stop here. I'm picturing the new model inhalers...)

Laudanum said...

....and the increasing sounds of violent fapping can be heard through the mists...

hahahahaha.