Oink fucking oink!

You thieving whore*:

Jacqui Smith has made extraordinary expenses claims for household goods including a £304 barbecue, garden patio set and heater ostensibly to ‘help her perform her duties as an MP’.

Just how much fucking home entertaining of visiting dignitaries has Jacqboot done that helped her perform her duties? It better be a fucking lot!

Together with a £334 receipt for plant pots, the bill was submitted as part of the £150,000 claimed by Ms Smith for her ‘second-home allowance’ since 2001.

In addition, Ms Smith has charged taxpayers £12,000 for cleaning her Redditch constituency home.

A full list of Ms Smith’s expenses reveals how she has been on a publicly funded shopping spree to kit out her home from top to bottom in recent years.

For the kitchen-diner she claimed for a stone sink and console at £550, a Hotpoint cooker at £414 and a £14 doormat.

For the bathroom: plumbing, £405.37; tiles, £36.36; shelf, mirror, linen dispenser, toothbrush holder and double towel rail, £88.97; shower mixer and fitting, £499.36.

For the living room she claimed for armchair and cushion and delivery, £575; three suede cushions, circle light track and mirror, £59.37; fireplace and fittings, £1,000; Samsung 32in flat-screen TV, £369.99.

For the bedroom she claimed for a sofabed, £511.20, and bed linen, £110.
Outside and in the garden: hosepipe, £74.79; white rope, £30.72; Monaco patio set, £160; plant pots, £334.70.

General and services: decorating (hallway, stairs, main bedroom and cloakroom), £1,370; Virgin Media service charges, £68 and £67.

Ms Smith also charged £2,400 a year for cleaners and an average of £11,600 a year for her mortgage between 2006 and 2008.

And that's all within the rules. Does anyone really think the rest of them are any better?

Is there ANYBODY out there who thinks their employer would let them claim for a new fireplace or a bathroom plug or a fucking doormat for fuck's sake you greedy fucking whore? No fucker in the private sector would get away with this shit and I'm fairly certain that their isn't a civil service mandarin who gets this kind of expense flexibility.

So why are MPs allowed to do this? Because they draw up the rules for themselves. It's easy to stay within the rules when you fucking make the rules up to suit yourself, isn't it?

Utter, utter, thieving CUNTS. May you all fucking rot in hell.

*You take my money and fuck my life up. That's close enough.