Showing posts with label snouts in the trough. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snouts in the trough. Show all posts

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

We're going to be seeing a lot of this kind of thing for a while

Pathos. Lembit Opik bumps into media scrum outside Clegg meeting. "Oh, is that my lot meeting there? Well, they used to be my lot"

-- Paul Waugh on Twitter


Well, you know what? Fuck him. Fuck that greedy cunt right in the fucking eye. I hope he goes home tonight, feels suicidal and tops his greedy fucking arse.

And every other fucking greedy cunt who got the fucking boot: I hope they all overdose on pills. And fail -- leaving themselves as dysfunctional, vegetative but aware shells of slowly dying flesh, trapped in a long, long, awful life with nothing to do but contemplate their shame and misery.

And with a bit of luck, there will be tormenting pain, as well.

Cunts.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Fuck the Commons

I just don't understand this fucking shit:

Tony McNulty, the former Labour minister, will be ordered to repay more than £13,000 he claimed in expenses for his parents’ home.

A parliamentary inquiry will also order the MP to make a public apology in the House of Commons.


I'm fucking sorry, mister "parliamentary enquiry", but why is one thieving troughing cunt apologising to the other fucking troughing cunts? Why the cunting fuck is this fucking thief not apologising to US? It is, after all, us he fucking stole the money from.

And how does a grudging "apology" to your fellow troughers constitute a punishment? Why is this fucker not heading for jail?

Monday, 26 October 2009

MPs swap wives for fun and profit

And, curiously, I agree with them:

The wives of MPs, facing the sack as their husband’s parliamentary secretaries and office managers, are hatching plans to defy what they see as an unfair ban by swapping jobs with one another.

They are preparing to apply for employment with each other’s spouses if Sir Christopher Kelly, chairman of the committee on standards in public life, goes ahead next month with plans to ban MPs from employing relatives.

The measure would affect about 200 MPs who employ wives, husbands, children and more distant relations on the parliamentary payroll.


Let me be clear about this: I don't have a problem with an MP employing his family, but it's very easy to be tolerant of a value-for-money mismatch when it's your wife or kid who isn't pulling their weight. And it's probably easier for a spouse to not pull their weight if they know that they they can withhold "favours" or whatever.

And of course, there are doubtlessly many MPs who just use their family "staff" as a way of boosting overall family income.

But if they wife swap, then a little bit of that casual acceptance of poor standards of work will go away and maybe, just maybe, things will get a little better overall.

Sunday, 27 September 2009

Oh, I'm laughing now ... a bit

Schadenfreude is a terrible thing. But let's face it, the buck-toothed troughing cunt is more deserving than most:

The Bar Standards Board has received a number of complaints about the beleaguered Cabinet minister, who was fined £5,000 for employing an illegal immigrant.

The development further intensifies pressure on Lady Scotland to step down amid growing concern within Labour that the affair will dominate this week's party conference.


Oh ho! Just imagine if the Attorney-General was sacked from the bar. Oh, I don't think I'd stop laughing for a week!

Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, has been accused of showing weakness by failing to sack Lady Scotland, who said in interviews last week that her breach of immigration law could be compared with failing to pay London's congestion charge.


Gordoom? Accused of weakness? Let's face it, folks, compared to the Gorgon, even the Italian army looks good, never mind the French!

The most senior law officer in England and Wales avoided the sack despite becoming the first individual in the country to be sanctioned for breaching immigration rules that she helped frame as a Home Office minister. All other prosecutions have covered companies.


The irony of this is matched only by the brass neck of the Barrenness in question.

The Bar Standards Board does not normally investigate complaints about a lawyer's private life, but its own guidelines acknowledge that such an inquiry may be launched in "exceptional circumstances".

A spokeswoman for the board declined to comment about Lady Scotland's case and refused to disclose how many complaints had been received.

Senior legal sources have told this newspaper that the Bar Standards Board would have no alternative but to carry out an inquiry into whether the QC breached the barristers' code of conduct and brought the legal profession into disrepute.

The board was created just three years ago as part of the Bar's attempt to retain its self-regulating role, and failing to act could leave the organisation open to criticism, said lawyers.

"I have no doubt that the Bar Standards Board will deal with this properly and take appropriate action," said one QC.

Members of the disciplinary panel may now have to consider whether Lady Scotland's activities have been "dishonest or otherwise discreditable to a barrister".

The board has the power to disbar a lawyer who is found to have committed a serious breach of the code. Even if a lesser punishment is imposed – such as a fine, suspension or reprimand – it could be fatal to Lady Scotland's political career.


Well, the only thing that gives me pause is that by rights, the smug, overweening and egregiously entitled fucking authoritarian jumped-up hectoring whore should already have fucked off. But the fact that she doesn't think that breaking the law is any kind of hassle for an A-G, and the fact that Labour Party feels the same way, and the fact that Her Majesty's Loyal but Supine and Useless opposition have just let this one slide the same way they let every other fucking thing slide means that I reckon the Barrenness will just tough this fucker out. Let's face it, folks, politics has become a staring contest, and with a man who was sacked from politics twice by Labour (no fucking mean achievement considering what you have to do to get sacked by these troughing thieves) now effectively running the country, I don't think there's much chance of this jumped-up little trougher walking the plank.

She's survived major troughing allegations and being the first private person to be prosecuted under her own law. I can't see the Bar doing anything that will shift her.

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

So, where's it gonna stop?

I believe that MP's have already repaid somewhere between half a million and an million pounds. Somewhere around £1000 each, on average. And more coming in every day.

Does that sound like the behaviour of scum caught out and trying to buy their way out of the shit with our money or does that sound like the behaviour of decent, honest people?

And our new speaker couldn't remember if he'd paid capital gains tax on a £300,000 profit.

Fucking Jesus, they are taking the fucking piss, aren't they?

Monday, 22 June 2009

Modernisation and reform...

... are actually two things that Parliament doesn't fucking need. What it needs, is to be filled with decent human beings, not thieves, thugs and pond scum.

This whole fucking thing is such a sham: it's just window-dressing so that the troughing cunts can pretend they did something (probably making everything worse) and carry on with their venal ways.

Tonight, Great Britain, the Commons flipped you a great big bird; they dropped their trousers and spread their butt-cheeks at you, and by a margin of 322 to 271, they yelled: "FUCK YOU, YOU LOSER CUNTS!" at the British electorate.

Tomorrow, the troughing will recommence.

Ordure! Ordure!

No idea which of the useless shits is going to make the grade, but that Bercow has a face you'd never tire of punching, doesn't he?

Friday, 19 June 2009

A facepalm moment

Tom Harris dropped £255 of our money on posters to tell his fuckwit thick cretinous constituents how to fucking contact him.

Up next: "How to breathe" posters.

A question (or two) for Tom Harris MP

Surely if you're paying your mortgage off, the interest amount would decrease every month?

Wouldn't it?

Oh, and did you really need a new dinner service and a clock off us? Curtains? Portable aircon? Table? Lamp?

£1000 for 2 pairs of curtains? Were they fucking gold plated or what?

£600 for two Venetian blinds???????????? Jesus Christ!!! Still, what the fuck, eh? It's not your cunting money, is it?

Why the enormous censoring of your contract with Royal Mail, Tom? What are you hiding?

Hello, Tom Harris!

Right, straight off: £400 for food, no invoices needed? Nice job if you can get it. Did you REALLY, REALLY spend £400 a month on food that was relevant to your parliamentary business, Tom?

Really? Month in and month out? Really?

And here's me thinking food's a lot cheaper up there.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Why spend £350 on a PC...

... when you can spend £1039 of someone else's money on an Apple Mac?

Mr Djanogly!

Why are we paying for adverts in the local press for MP's?

I suspect this would look a LOT worse if we could see what it was really being spent on.

Mr Djanogly.

Can you not pay for your own herbs, you cunt?

Jonathan Djanogly again: £12 to "supply herbs".

Fuck off you greedy trougher.

Not just cunts, but stupid cunts

I picked an MP (Jonathan Djanogly) at random and opened the first PDF file. And what did I see?

Utilities: 1570.82
Council Tax: 744.00
Telephone: 333.17
Cleaning: 1543.00
Maintenance: 1425.00
Repairs: Blacked out
Total: 8355.86

Now, the other items come to £5615.99 and there are no other items, so I can only assume the that blacked out money spent on repairs was £2739.87.

Jesus, what a bunch of fucksticks, they really just don't have a cunting clue, do they?

£30.80 for publications supplied?

Why are you hiding what they were, Mr Djanogly? Was it Fiesta? Asian Babes? Shoe Fetish Monthly?

Cunt.

OK, I've got it

I'm going to start playing "spin the bottle". I'm going to pick MP's at random and trawl through their expenses and see what egregious thievery and moronic stupidity I can unearth.

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Damn!

Pretty fucking sweet, via Mr E.:

Whitewash?

No: Brownwash!*

I see the Prime Mentalist has quashed the report that "clears" Shahid Malik, despite more revelations from the Barclaygraph.

Now why on earth would he want to suppress a report that shows how clean one of his GOATSE cabinet ministers is?

Could it possibly be that it doesn't exonerate him? Could it even be that it's uncovered something even worse?

Shahid, take your massaging chair and shove it up your fat, thieving arsehole. Oh, and fuck off.

Cunt.

*See what I did there?

Friday, 5 June 2009

Dum, dum, dum ...

... another one bites the dust:

1645 Employment minister Tony McNumpty - who has always insisted he did nothing wrong by claiming second-home expenses on a London house where his parents live - has resigned from the government.


Mind the door doesn't hit your fat, arrogant, entitled arse on the way out.

Cunt.

Update: Flint has gone too, I can't keep up!