I see the Prime Mentalist has quashed the report that "clears" Shahid Malik, despite more revelations from the Barclaygraph.
Now why on earth would he want to suppress a report that shows how clean one of his GOATSE cabinet ministers is?
Could it possibly be that it doesn't exonerate him? Could it even be that it's uncovered something even worse?
Shahid, take your massaging chair and shove it up your fat, thieving arsehole. Oh, and fuck off.
*See what I did there?