Thursday, 11 June 2009


A man went to his GP with a strawberry growing out of his head.

The doctor said: "I can give you some cream for that!"


Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"


Have you seen my camouflage jacket?

More here, via Timmy. Or is that Tommy?


Tory Poppins said...

Funny Obo . . .funny! ;-)

captainff said...

Two fish in a tank.

One asks "How do you drive this?"

The Penguin said...

Two Irishmen in the jungle, a lion jumps out and roars.

Paddy picks up a brick and throws it at the lions, hitting in on the nose. "Quick!" he says, "Run for it!"

Mick says, "You threw it, you run for it!"

The Penguin

the man who fell back to bed said...

bloke walks into the doctors, says 'doctor... I'm having trouble pronouncing my f's, t's and h's...'

the doctor looks at him and says 'well, you can't say fairer than that.'