Something that many got wrong this week, including media commentators, is that the majority of Labour MPs on the list wanted Alan Johnson to take over. David Miliband would have been closer to the truth.
What, Millipede the serial coward? The gurning bananawaver? Leadership material? If it's true, then Brown's delusional madness is clearly contagious.
I am beginning to feel like I'm in the Truman Show and the director is Salvador Dalí.