A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
This one did make me laugh. One of my former colleagues in Immigration had a complaint from a sex change lorry driver. The passport photo was that of a man (a rather ugly one at that) he or she now has a rather different appearance and was offended that my colleague didn't recognise him her or whatever? You would think anyone who has driven a truck and then decided to have a sex change would have sense of humour but apparently not in this case.
Blackie?Fucking hell, Obo, you'll have the Old Bill round your place for using a name like Blackie.All black police dogs are called Nigger.
Hey Obo, I found Jonah's dance instructor.The Penguin
True story.Two Chinese guys arrive at Heathrow & go through passport control.They speak no English but point to their passport photos.Plod is suspicious.Are these really your passports?Nodding heads.Really?Yes they say through an interpreter.Names?Susan Weaver & Jane Smith.
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