Friday, 1 May 2009

Apologies for the dearth of blogging

I have been suffering from fever, headaches, trotters and a curly pink tail.

I knew I shouldn't have fucked that Chihuahua.

Normal service will be resumed shortly. If I don't die in the interim.

18 comments:

ConstantlyFurious said...
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ConstantlyFurious said...

You need to get yourself a packet of SwineUTab : clear up those sniffles in no time.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Ho! Ho!

Tim W said...

DEFINITELY requires some oinkment...

Mark Wadsworth said...

Have you come out in rashers? If so, take some oinkment. If you weren't such a male chauvinist pig you wouldn't have caught it! (cont. page 94).

Mark Wadsworth said...

Damn. Tim W beat me to it.

WV: losing

Anonymous said...

Dont worry Obo, it only lasts a weeeeeeek.

Captain Swing said...

I called up the pig flu line.It was rubbish-all I got was crackling!

ConstantlyFurious said...

Trotter long to the pharmacy...

Bob's Head Revisited said...

Stay in and watch Aporkalype Now on DVD?

The Penguin said...

When I go to Tesco to get the necessary, I am constantly amazed at the number of half-pig/half-human hybrids wandering round loading up their trolleys with Frozen Waffles and Lloyd Gwossman sauces.

If you are going to breed with pigs, why choose the ugliest ones?

The Penguin

Jack Maturin said...

Sorry Obo, but I'm pig-sick of all of these excuses.

Old Bag said...

are you telling porkie pies, obo?!

Tim W said...

I agree with Jack. It's getting pretty boaring now.

Chalcedon said...

"I knew I shouldn't have fucked that Chihuahua."

How low can you get?

ConstantlyFurious said...

How low can you get?..or did you put him up to it?

NickM said...

You know they mistranslated parts of the Bible...

We are facing Armagammon.

Sideshow N said...

"Normal service will be resumed shortly. If I don't die in the interim."

Phone NHS direct
They'll save your bacon


Look... all the best lines were already gone.