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You need to get yourself a packet of SwineUTab : clear up those sniffles in no time.
DEFINITELY requires some oinkment...
Have you come out in rashers? If so, take some oinkment. If you weren't such a male chauvinist pig you wouldn't have caught it! (cont. page 94).
Damn. Tim W beat me to it.WV: losing
Dont worry Obo, it only lasts a weeeeeeek.
I called up the pig flu line.It was rubbish-all I got was crackling!
Trotter long to the pharmacy...
Stay in and watch Aporkalype Now on DVD?
When I go to Tesco to get the necessary, I am constantly amazed at the number of half-pig/half-human hybrids wandering round loading up their trolleys with Frozen Waffles and Lloyd Gwossman sauces.If you are going to breed with pigs, why choose the ugliest ones?The Penguin
Sorry Obo, but I'm pig-sick of all of these excuses.
are you telling porkie pies, obo?!
I agree with Jack. It's getting pretty boaring now.
"I knew I shouldn't have fucked that Chihuahua." How low can you get?
How low can you get?..or did you put him up to it?
You know they mistranslated parts of the Bible...We are facing Armagammon.
"Normal service will be resumed shortly. If I don't die in the interim." Phone NHS directThey'll save your baconLook... all the best lines were already gone.
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