Saturday 4 April 2009

What a complete fucking Hoon

Cunt:

A Cabinet minister claimed expenses on his constituency house and rented out his London home while living in a grace and favour apartment in Whitehall, it has been disclosed.


Guess who?



What a laugh. Some fucker will be along shortly to tell us all how it was a) within the rules and b) really, there are only handful of bad apples among the 646 virtuous ones.

And do you know what, oh political elite? We no longer fucking believe a word you say. If a fucking politician told me the time, I'd still check my own watch. You fuckers have had it. You are ALL at it, no fucking party is clean. You insist that it's all within the rules, but since the rules were drawn up by you for your fucking benefit, you might as well not have any fucking rules at all, since it's so hard to break them.

The House is a lovely building, but I can't help but feel that Britain would be much better off if it was blown up while all 646 of you were inside.

You arrogant, mendacious, fascist, bastarding CUNTS!

Update: More thieving. So, who's going to be first up to say it's only a handful of bad apples, then? Come on!

7 comments:

Angry of Doomedshire said...

Iain Dale?

If the entire political class (sans the Queen, obviously) were wiped out I'd celebrate. They are a pox on our once-great Union.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to know. Is there actually a specific rule that says wacky jacky's husbands hand shandy was against the rules, where-as Gordon's movies/sports package is okay?

Or is the porn actually within the rules as well?

Really it seems to be nigh on impossible to break these rules doesn't it!

Z

Harri said...

I don't know about bad apples , but they are all rotten to the core?


Bastards wach and evryone of them

Harri said...

Bollocks ...part II

Bastards each and everyone of them

Tom Paine said...

"...If a fucking politician told me the time, I'd still check my own watch..."

But not in front of the politician, or he might find a way to tax or expropriate it.

SteveShark said...

'Some fucker will be along shortly to tell us all how it was a) within the rules'

That fucker would appear to Hoon himself:

Mr Hoon yesterday insisted he had done nothing wrong.

'I only claimed whatever the rules allowed for. I assure you I had it properly checked out,' he told The Mail on Sunday. 'The [Commons] Fees Office was aware of what was happening.'

It's like fucking Top Trumps now.

microdave said...

From the Mail on Sunday: "The man leading a new probe into MPs' pay and expenses has banned politicians from the inquiry team - because they cannot be trusted."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1167145/Three-homes-Hoon-Iraq-war-Minister-claimed-expenses-home-rented-second---lived-free.html

Says it all, really.