Friday, 15 May 2009

Caption competition



Ed Bollocks: "How dare you people question my expenses? Don't you know who I am?"
Yvette "Boy" Cooper: "Leave 'im Ed, 'e's not worff it!"

12 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Ed - "I tooled her up the arse last night, just like I do to the tax payers".

Fidothedog said...

Rab beat me, was going to fire an anal sex joke about Mrs Balls.

Bob's Head Revisited said...

Balls dropped as Brown's crisis deepens.

Charon QC said...

I like it when you talk dirty, Ed.... are you going to Hannibal again tonight?

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

On the way to the guillotine, neither Yvette nor Ed could raise so much as a smile for the cameras

Roger Thornhill said...

Balls: You are all on zee list...

Invicta said...

Has anyone seem our dog Blondi?

K. MacEgan said...

"Psst we can bamboozle the sheeple with a Royal Wedding!Lets do the Nice Prince William & Kate routine. Fuckit Big Brother Series Ten starts soon.There is an Albanian lesbian on this time..."

Rob said...

Balls' hair looks more like Hitler's every time I see a photo of him.

View from the Solent said...

Oi! You looking at my bird?

Anonymous said...

Your place or yours?

john miller said...

They say it begins with copying the hairstyle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5328900/Pictures-of-the-day-15-May-2009.html?image=19

But you may prefer to think up a caption for this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5328900/Pictures-of-the-day-15-May-2009.html?image=4