Wednesday, 13 May 2009

The end of an era?

This was an atrocious day for Brown. He had no idea how out of touch he sounded. Only the Speaker fared worse. Bloated and knackered, looking like a crimson bull-frog, he was tetchy and uncertain in the chair. He interrupted speeches constantly and scolded members for no reason. He has spent the week digging his own grave. It’s deep enough now.


Just fuck off, the pair of you. Oh, and die.

6 comments:

AntiCitizenOne said...

Lets hope it's also the end of an Error.

The error being Brown as PM and no election.

Bob's Head Revisited said...

A really good piece by Evans. He does have a way with words. I particularly like: "The Prime Minister, looking even more dank and grotty than usual…"

Fidothedog said...

I for one would be happy to keep the speaker in deep fried mars bars, well if I could see him die from a massive heart attack.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

... live on TV! :o)

Clive Germs said...

- And 'ow would your fraind like eez steak, M'sieur?

- Just wipe its arse, knock off its horns and bung it on the plate, sport!

(Barry Mackenzie)

Mitch said...

This whole fuck up shows what happens when you buck the system(speaker should be a tory) and dont elect your leader(snotty).

It just bites you on the arse.