Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, Hazel Blears, the Communities Secretary and Paul Murphy, the Welsh Secretary, are among 13 members of the Government who have been dragged into a growing row over taxpayer-funded allowances.
Mr Brown has also had to explain apparent discrepancies in his expenses claims, which will be revealed by the Telegraph tomorrow.
That's some pretty fucking big-name bad apples, know what I mean? And the list goes ever on.
Just remind yourself, when it looks like all of the fuckers are at it, living the life of Riley on your dime: it's just a few bad apples.