Ruth "Boy" Kelly

I see a Tory whip has been caught pulling the phantom mortgage stunt. Honest, it's just a few bad apples.

But that wasn't what really fucked me off. What fucked me off was discovering that Ruth fucking Kelly had tapped the taxpayer to stop her insurance premiums going up. "Boy", I've got to tell you, it's going to take a lot fucking more than a cilice and a hair shirt to atone for this, you fucking cheeky cunt.